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Egg

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« on: November 21, 2016, 08:36:41 AM »
.......just for Diane

It's an old one but one that still fascinates me!

Get a grape and cut it 3 quarters down on the vertical from the top, then without tearing it in to
2 halves, tear it so you can lay it flat on a small plate but with the grape skin intact between the
2 halves. Having done this, put the plate with the grape on into the microwave on full power and
watch..........  (y)
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2016, 03:09:36 PM »
I have lots of oranges...but yes, we have no grapes today.
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People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Max

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« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2016, 06:27:44 PM »
Guess you're onto plums then.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2016, 06:16:56 AM »
Yes, we have no bananas today.
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People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Egg

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« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2016, 08:22:15 AM »
Oooooohhhhhh.....the sun has got his hat on.....
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2016, 09:09:45 AM »
Not round here, he hasn't. Hooded anorak maybe...  >:(
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Offline Mince

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« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2016, 09:18:38 AM »
We've been luckier. We had a few rainy spells amid the torrential downpour.
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Egg

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« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2016, 10:01:45 AM »
I thought Diane was starting a sing along!  :P

However, the sun will definitely have his hat on by the end of the week....off to Portugal
The Carribean for 2 weeks, flying out on Saturday morning.  8)
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Offline Mince

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« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2016, 10:20:02 AM »
Oh, you're so lucky - a holiday before Christmas.
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2016, 11:40:33 PM »
Quote from: Mince on November 23, 2016, 10:20:02 AM
Oh, you're so lucky - a holiday before Christmas.

Santa has one every year.
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