Dundee v Dundee united

[The Peepmaster]

I had no idea there were two teams for you to choose from Roger - why did you pick the one over the other?

Dundee United is actually closer to Newport on Tay, where Roger lives. To get to Dundee, he'd have to cross Hindmarsh Avenue and travel a further 150 yards.

[peter]

I had no idea there were two teams for you to choose from Roger - why did you pick the one over the other?

Dundee United is actually closer to Newport on Tay, where Roger lives. To get to Dundee, he'd have to cross Hindmarsh Avenue and travel a further 150 yards.

I can see the problem. Another 150 yards no wonder Roger decided on Dundee United.
That extra yardage would have wore him out to enjoy the match and gave him more drinking time.

[Roger Kettle]

I started to support Dundee United because of Ralphie Milne's thighs.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I started to support Dundee United because of Ralphie Milne's thighs.

Knew it!

[peter]

I started to support Dundee United because of Ralphie Milne's thighs.

Who or what is Ralphie Milne

[Elizabeth]

I seem to remember Fyodor singing a song about Ralphie Milne - maybe he could put in on here?

[Fyodor]

Would if I could, but guess what? I've forgotten it.
I do remember writing to a chap called Duncan Leith (an eminent admirer of aforesaid thighs). I pretended to be Ralphie and, in the way I've heard chaps do, proposed a chap-to-chap encounter.
Imagine my satisfaction when Duncan swallowed it.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Would if I could, but guess what? I've forgotten it.
I do remember writing to a chap called Duncan Leith (an eminent admirer of aforesaid thighs). I pretended to be Ralphie and, in the way I've heard chaps do, proposed a chap-to-chap encounter.
Imagine my satisfaction when Duncan swallowed it.

I'd rather not, thanks, Fydo.

I worked in the same office as the afore-mentioned Mr Leith for four and a half years, during which time I was treated to countless tales of the latest exploits of Ralphie Milne's thighs. I feel compelled to point out that the attraction was purely emotional, and that Dunc was/is as hetero as they come...although I didn't now about Fydo's letter - he kept that one quiet.

[Fyodor]

Mea culpa. Mea maxima culpa. I have been severely chidden by the Kettlemeister for descending to the unforgiveable depths of the double-entendre.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Well, distasteful as it was (ahem!), I admit I laughed, Fydo.

[Roger Kettle]

Fyodor, you were not "chidden" for using double-entendres. You were "chidden" for using tired, bad double-entendres, first used in 1970 by Larry Grayson/John Inman and battered to death ever since by every gay comedian up to Graeme Norton. I say this entirely from a humour point of view. I couldn't care less if a person sleeps with men, women, halibut or broccoli. No matter how much we've all moved on, British gay comedians still insist on using the same tiresome double-entendres, delivered either with a smirk or a contrived air of innocence, that were used nearly 40 years ago. I am just SO tired of this and the gay community deserves better. THAT'S why you were chiddededed!

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Roger's absolutely right. I wish to withdraw my earlier admission.                   

[Diamond Lil]

Fyodor, you were not "chidden" for using double-entendres. You were "chidden" for using tired, bad double-entendres, first used in 1970 by Larry Grayson/John Inman and battered to death ever since by every gay comedian up to Graeme Norton. I say this entirely from a humour point of view. I couldn't care less if a person sleeps with men, women, halibut or broccoli. No matter how much we've all moved on, British gay comedians still insist on using the same tiresome double-entendres, delivered either with a smirk or a contrived air of innocence, that were used nearly 40 years ago. I am just SO tired of this and the gay community deserves better. THAT'S why you were chiddededed!

Guess you won't be doing THAT again, Fyodor!!!

[Vulture]

Fyodor, you were not "chidden" for using double-entendres. You were "chidden" for using tired, bad double-entendres, first used in 1970 by Larry Grayson/John Inman and battered to death ever since by every gay comedian up to Graeme Norton. I say this entirely from a humour point of view. I couldn't care less if a person sleeps with men, women, halibut or broccoli. No matter how much we've all moved on, British gay comedians still insist on using the same tiresome double-entendres, delivered either with a smirk or a contrived air of innocence, that were used nearly 40 years ago. I am just SO tired of this and the gay community deserves better. THAT'S why you were chiddededed!

Guess you won't be doing THAT again, Fyodor!!!

Yes, Fyodor. All those extra 'ededed's' must have put the fear of God into you!

[peter]

Dundee united win again this is has got to be there year.
I hear a secret Billionaire has been pumping money into them.
Now we know were Rogers money goes.