Dundee v Dundee united

[The Peepmaster]

Dundee united win again this is has got to be there year.
I hear a secret Billionaire has been pumping money into them.
Now we know were Rogers money goes. 

I understand part of the first line.

[Vulture]

Dundee united win again this is has got to be there year.
I hear a secret Billionaire has been pumping money into them.
Now we know were Rogers money goes. 

I understand part of the first line.

Good. Can you explain any of it to me? 

[peter]

Dundee united win again this is has got to be there year.
I hear a secret Billionaire has been pumping money into them.
Now we know were Rogers money goes. 

I understand part of the first line.

Good. Can you explain any of it to me? 

now there is only me that is sane. The loony bin is full, so I cannot join you.
Picking on an old man that has only just come out of hospital.

[Vulture]

Dundee united win again this is has got to be there year.
I hear a secret Billionaire has been pumping money into them.
Now we know were Rogers money goes. 

I understand part of the first line.

Good. Can you explain any of it to me? 

now there is only me that is sane. The loony bin is full, so I cannot join you.
Picking on an old man that has only just come out of hospital.

Poor old Peter :'( 

[The Peepmaster]

Dundee united win again this is has got to be there year.
I hear a secret Billionaire has been pumping money into them.
Now we know were Rogers money goes. 

I understand part of the first line.

Good. Can you explain any of it to me? 

now there is only me that is sane. The loony bin is full, so I cannot join you.
Picking on an old man that has only just come out of hospital.

Are you a cleaner at a hospital?

[peter]

Dundee united win again this is has got to be there year.
I hear a secret Billionaire has been pumping money into them.
Now we know were Rogers money goes. 

I understand part of the first line.

Good. Can you explain any of it to me? 

now there is only me that is sane. The loony bin is full, so I cannot join you.
Picking on an old man that has only just come out of hospital.

Are you a cleaner at a hospital?

I know were this is going too. No I did not start the super bug outbreak.

[Vulture]

Dundee united win again this is has got to be there year.
I hear a secret Billionaire has been pumping money into them.
Now we know were Rogers money goes. 

I understand part of the first line.

Good. Can you explain any of it to me? 

now there is only me that is sane. The loony bin is full, so I cannot join you.
Picking on an old man that has only just come out of hospital.

Are you a cleaner at a hospital?

I know were this is going too. No I did not start the super bug outbreak.

Only because you can't spell staphylococcus aureus! 

[Fyodor]

Did you say, "pumping" Peter? Roger, did you notice that one?

[peter]

Did you say, "pumping" Peter? Roger, did you notice that one?

Yes from his Cartoon Empire his spare change is spent on a new player for his dream team.
They will be getting tired from there high status in the league.

[Fyodor]

Fyodor, you were not "chidden" for using double-entendres. You were "chidden" for using tired, bad double-entendres, first used in 1970 by Larry Grayson/John Inman and battered to death ever since by every gay comedian up to Graeme Norton. I say this entirely from a humour point of view. I couldn't care less if a person sleeps with men, women, halibut or broccoli. No matter how much we've all moved on, British gay comedians still insist on using the same tiresome double-entendres, delivered either with a smirk or a contrived air of innocence, that were used nearly 40 years ago. I am just SO tired of this and the gay community deserves better. THAT'S why you were chiddededed!

Guess you won't be doing THAT again, Fyodor!!!

Lil, "halibut"! I ask you. And he doesn't even know he's doing it.

[The Peepmaster]

Did you say, "pumping" Peter? Roger, did you notice that one?

I'm not sure we should be using the word "Roger" on a family forum.

[Mince]

Did you say, "pumping" Peter? Roger, did you notice that one?

I'm not sure we should be using the word "Roger" on a family forum.

Roger and out.

[The Peepmaster]

Did you say, "pumping" Peter? Roger, did you notice that one?

I'm not sure we should be using the word "Roger" on a family forum.

Roger and out.

Tango Whisky India Tango...

[peter]

Are you sure you should use that spelling for whisky

[peter]

The last post was a cock up.
But even for me that pretty spectacular.