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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Happy Birthday Mr. Kettle
« on: June 23, 2020, 07:53:56 PM »
From all your loyal subjects at the C.B.P.F.C.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Kettle
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2020, 09:02:05 AM »
Many thanks, Diane. A fine time was had.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Kettle
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2020, 06:01:12 PM »
Glad to hear that! Belated birthday greetings, Roger. Sorry I missed it, but Diane had my back with "loyal subjects". Any cake left...?
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Kettle
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2020, 07:53:22 PM »
Thanks, Steve.
I mentioned in the previous thread how my daughter and her partner had come over for a really enjoyable family get-together. Steven's birthday is two days before mine so it was a joint celebration. I'm afraid there was no cake involved and, therefore, no remnants for me to pass on. I'm sure there's a ten day-old sausage from the barbecue in the fridge...
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Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Kettle
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2020, 11:58:27 AM »
Did I smell cake!


Happy (belated) Birthday Roger ;)
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Kettle
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2020, 05:23:57 PM »
Quote from: Bilthehut on July 02, 2020, 11:58:27 AM
Did I smell cake!


Yes. It’s old, cold, burnt sausage cake.
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Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Kettle
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2020, 09:55:03 AM »
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 01, 2020, 06:01:12 PM
Glad to hear that! Belated birthday greetings, Roger. Sorry I missed it, but Diane had my back with "loyal subjects". Any cake left...?

Typical! He gets on the board on my birthday to wish Happy Birthday to Roger.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Kettle
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2020, 07:34:36 PM »
Well, let me wish you a Happy Birthday, three days late. Hope you had a good one. Oh, and Happy Birthday, America.
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Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Kettle
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2020, 01:40:37 PM »
Quote from: Roger Kettle on July 04, 2020, 07:34:36 PM
Well, let me wish you a Happy Birthday, three days late. Hope you had a good one. Oh, and Happy Birthday, America.

My wife gave me homemade chocolate-covered honeycomb: I ate the whole lot in one day.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Kettle
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2020, 12:04:08 PM »
Quote from: Mince on July 04, 2020, 09:55:03 AM
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 01, 2020, 06:01:12 PM
Glad to hear that! Belated birthday greetings, Roger. Sorry I missed it, but Diane had my back with "loyal subjects". Any cake left...?

Typical! He gets on the board on my birthday to wish Happy Birthday to Roger.

Glad to hear that! Belated birthday greetings, Roger Mincey. Sorry I missed it, but Diane had my back with "loyal subjects moaning Minnies". Any cake chocolate honeycomb left...? No, obviously not. ..0

Today is George W. Bush's birthday. Also Sylvester Stallone's. So it's appropriate that I chose today, since I believe you're all the same age.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Kettle
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2020, 01:21:19 PM »
That must be the board equivalent of re-using the same birthday card.

Incidentally, though much older, Stallone is the same height as me. Of course, he lacks the Adonis build I am currently sporting.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Kettle
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2020, 05:33:35 PM »
Quote from: Mince on July 06, 2020, 01:21:19 PM
...Of course, he lacks the Adonis build I am currently sporting.


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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Kettle
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2020, 05:35:41 PM »
(I can't believe you actually Googled Stallone to check that he was older than you!  ;D )   

(Actually, I can.)
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Kettle
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2020, 10:09:58 PM »
Quote from: Mince on July 05, 2020, 01:40:37 PM
Quote from: Roger Kettle on July 04, 2020, 07:34:36 PM
Well, let me wish you a Happy Birthday, three days late. Hope you had a good one. Oh, and Happy Birthday, America.

My wife gave me homemade chocolate-covered honeycomb: I ate the whole lot in one day.

Happy birthday Mince!

Tell us more about the honeycomb - was this like a Crunchie bar made with boiled sugar or a natural part of a bees nest?
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Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Kettle
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2020, 09:44:42 AM »
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on July 08, 2020, 10:09:58 PM
Tell us more about the honeycomb - was this like a Crunchie bar made with boiled sugar or a natural part of a bees nest?

My wife sources her honeycomb from Laos because they sell the honeycomb with the juicy bee larvae inside. You have to remove the banana leaf packaging first (which the residents use to fry the honeycomb before eating), but once covered in a layer of acacia honey and then smothered in chocolate, you have a surprisingly juicy sweet snack with a nutty taste.

Nah! It's just a homemade Crunchie.
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