Old Page of Christmas Puzzles

[Mince]

Can you get all of these?

[Diane CBPFC]

2 Mince Pie
4 Three Wise Men 

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Yes.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

1)  Rose Turk Key

3)  Missile Toe
4)  Brand E Butter

5)  Newspaper tied to sinking yacht owned by young Donald Trump with fake hands, parruppapumpum

[Mince]

4)  Brand E Butter
5)  Newspaper tied to sinking yacht owned by young Donald Trump with fake hands, parruppapumpum

Why can't you count?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Typo! Was I right?

[Mince]

I think between everyone we have all of them except the last one.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

By "everyone", I take it you mean Diane and me? 

[Mince]

It's the same thing on this board, isn't it?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Don't listen to him, everyone...else.

[Mince]

I know the last one, but it took me a while.

[Diane CBPFC]

I know the last one, but it took me a while.

Is it the Queen's Speech

[Mince]

No.

[Diane CBPFC]

Is it that common expression: no news is a man on a boat with three portholes? 

[Roger Kettle]

"News Anchorman" would vaguely fit if we ignore the Christmas angle!