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Offline Mince

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Yoga
« on: December 07, 2020, 12:07:41 PM »
My wife is getting me into Yoga. We try to follow a YouTube video featuring a woman whom I call Captain Flexible. I am now on Grade 2 of the lowest levels of UHI (Ungainly Hippopotamus Impressions).

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Yoga
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2020, 12:45:01 PM »
Please post pictures. Of Hippopotami.
I apologise, in advance.

Offline Bilthehut

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Re: Yoga
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2020, 04:59:13 PM »
I've bought a Yoga book.  Does that count or do I have to do the exercises as well?

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Yoga
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2020, 06:41:53 PM »
I like that ad on TV where a guy talks about the benefits of doing yoga at home---you don't have to pay for classes and you don't have to do the exercises.
My wife, a long time yoga enthusiast, doesn't find it as amusing as I do.

Offline Mince

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Re: Yoga
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2020, 08:47:32 PM »
I've bought a Yoga book.  Does that count or do I have to do the exercises as well?

I dare say some kind of physical commitment is also needed.

Offline Mince

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Re: Yoga
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2020, 12:19:57 PM »
I am proud to say that after just a few days, I have progressed to the next badge: "Ungainly Hippopotamus with a Barely Detectable Smidgen of Style".

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Yoga
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2020, 05:21:19 PM »
I am proud to say that after just a few days, I have progressed to the next badge: "Ungainly Hippopotamus with a Barely Detectable Smidgen of Style".

I hope you're wearing pants.
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Re: Yoga
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2020, 07:21:34 PM »
I hope you're wearing pants.

That's what got me the new badge.