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Offline Mince

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Presents
« on: December 08, 2020, 02:10:19 PM »
I am getting no presents this year.

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Presents
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2020, 03:08:44 PM »
That because Santa saw you posting monkey porn on the internet.

Better luck next year.

People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Presents
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2020, 12:24:50 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D
I apologise, in advance.

Offline Bilthehut

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Re: Presents
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2020, 05:01:45 PM »
I am getting no presents this year.

Is that, you are not 'receiving' any presents (presumably fror the reason Diane alludes to), or are you not giving any presents this year ( presumably because you are a stin.......?

Offline Mince

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Re: Presents
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2020, 08:49:58 PM »
Is that, you are not 'receiving' any presents (presumably fror the reason Diane alludes to), or are you not giving any presents this year ( presumably because you are a stin.......?

Both. It's a mutual stinginess based on not wanting to see more crap enter the house.