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Offline The Peepmaster

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What Would Be the Title of Your Autobiography?
« on: July 21, 2021, 04:52:10 PM »
Pretend you're famous. (Obviously this doesn't apply to Roger as he IS famous.)

What would be the title of your autobiography, should you write one? I notice that many such books have quite clever titles.

'What's Great About Me", or "I Know Birds All Over the World", are several I've considered. Seriously interested in other peoples' ideas.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: What Would Be the Title of Your Autobiography?
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2021, 05:12:30 PM »
"What Grates About Me", and "Who...?".
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Re: What Would Be the Title of Your Autobiography?
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2021, 06:04:06 PM »
"What Grates About Me", and "Who...?".

You’re dead famous now!

I have an idea for Roger’s bio… “Stripping for a Living”.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: What Would Be the Title of Your Autobiography?
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2021, 09:26:43 AM »
If I remember correctly, Sheldon (Big Bang Theory) had decided his autobiography would be called "You're welcome, World."

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: What Would Be the Title of Your Autobiography?
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2021, 06:26:47 AM »
There's a Moose in my Garden
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: What Would Be the Title of Your Autobiography?
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2021, 01:42:02 PM »
There's a Moose in my Garden

Oh no. Is it preventing you from thinking up a title? 😳
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: What Would Be the Title of Your Autobiography?
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2021, 09:25:35 PM »
I really don't think my life is book worthy. For instance I am today excited that my spider plant had babies and that the drill bit cleaning tools I bought came in the mail - just have to wait for hubby to get home with his drill then I plan to clean the gunk off the oven door - it if works as advertised, its going to be awesome.

People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: What Would Be the Title of Your Autobiography?
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2021, 09:29:05 PM »
I just know I'm going to have nightmares about hundreds of little baby spider plants now. Thanks, Diane! :(
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: What Would Be the Title of Your Autobiography?
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2021, 03:17:48 AM »
Just dream that you are a lawnmower. I read today that spider plants like coffee, hope you're not drinking coffee. 

The other day when I was half asleep in the wee hours, back in the heatwave, I dreamed that I was a cookie and the bed was a cookie sheet. I was too hot to care anymore so turned over for even baking. 
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Re: What Would Be the Title of Your Autobiography?
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2021, 09:29:25 AM »
Smiley thing!

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: What Would Be the Title of Your Autobiography?
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2021, 12:34:35 PM »
I read today that spider plants like coffee, hope you're not drinking coffee. 

Not any more...ever!
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: What Would Be the Title of Your Autobiography?
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2021, 03:12:37 PM »
Apparently it's not uncommon for spiders to crawl into peoples' mouths while sleeping.
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Re: What Would Be the Title of Your Autobiography?
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2021, 03:13:11 PM »
Apparently it's not uncommon for spiders to crawl into peoples' mouths while sleeping.

No, that's far too long for a book title...
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: What Would Be the Title of Your Autobiography?
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2021, 08:43:03 PM »
It's also not true...definitely not...no way...not listening...NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA ....
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Re: What Would Be the Title of Your Autobiography?
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2021, 07:15:45 AM »
It's also not true...definitely not...no way...not listening...NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA ....

It seems that while they might walk over your face, (I recently woke to such an experience), opinion is divided as to whether they enter the mouth...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/earth/story/20151117-is-it-true-that-we-accidentally-swallow-spiders-when-we-sleep
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟