My daughter, who actually coaches soccer, won't watch because of Trump's peace medal. Thus I'm here talking to you guys instead.
It's a perenniel bugbear that as an organisation, FIFA is as bent as a three-bob note (I don't know why I use this expression, I was born comfortably after decimalisation) - and you know that they are carving out a substantial chunk of the world cup profits for their own slimy purposes.
I once read a fantastic piece of investigative journalism on the subject - 'Foul!: The Secret World of FIFA: Bribes, Vote Rigging and Ticket Scandals,' by Andrew Jennings. It's obviously a little out of date now, but I haven't seen anything that would make me believe they have reformed themselves in the intervening years.
My own world cup bugbear is seeing so many 'famous' people at the tournament; politicians, low-level musicians, reality TV participants etc. Because you know none of them have endured a freezing Hampden evening watching us struggle against Leichtenstein. It feels a shame for those who have walked through the valley not to have an opportunity to enjoy the mountaintop, because the right honourable member for Gravy Train, East has swiped their ticket.
I also had a rant the other day seeing Rylan Clark on a panel of faces of pundits and presenters on the BBC website. I spent a good couple of minutes deriding the lazy 'jobs for the BBC favourites' approach, and the inanity of having someone give us their allegedly hilarious, 'I don't know anything about football' slant on one of the world's biggest sporting events.
Turns out it was Olivier Giroud....
PS The football's loss is our gain Diane.