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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Jokes for Halloween (Hallowe'en for Jack)
« on: October 29, 2007, 03:14:39 AM »
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Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are travelling through Europe in their car, sightseeing in Transylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, out of nowhere, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Mary Agnes, "What should we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Mary Vincent.

Sister Mary Agnes switches on the wipers, which knock the mini-Dracula around. But, he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Try the windshield washer. I filled it with holy water before we left the Vatican," replies Sister Mary Vincent.

Sister Mary Agnes turns on the windshield washer. The vampire screams as the water burns his skin, but he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Mary Agnes.

"Show him your cross," says Sister Mary Vincent.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Mary Agnes. She then opens the window and shouts, "Get the hell off our car!"
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: Jokes for Halloween (Hallowe'en for Jack)
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2007, 07:18:16 AM »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Jokes for Halloween (Hallowe'en for Jack)
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2007, 02:30:17 PM »
Excellent, Diane!
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Jokes for Halloween (Hallowe'en for Jack)
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2007, 05:39:12 PM »
And not a bar of soap in sight, thank goodness. Very good!
I apologise, in advance.