Author Topic: The Christmas Competition.  (Read 61908 times)

Vulture

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #75 on: November 13, 2007, 02:22:49 PM »
I've got an absolutely filthy poem, based on a dirty joke someone told me. It's got nothing to do with Christmas or any Beau Peep character, will that do?

Run it by me and I'll let you know.  :o

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #76 on: November 14, 2007, 01:50:16 AM »
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
And thus the native hue of resolution
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep.



So excellent a king; that was, to this,
O, God! a beast, that wants discourse of reason,
Possess it merely. That it should come to this!
With such dexterity to incestuous sheets!
It is not nor it cannot come to good:
That grows to seed; things rank and gross in nature
Hyperion to a satyr; so loving to my mother.




How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable,
As if increase of appetite had grown
Must I remember? why, she would hang on him,
It is not nor it cannot come to good:
She married. O, most wicked speed, to post
Had left the flushing in her galled eyes.

I apologise, in advance.

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #77 on: November 14, 2007, 08:09:43 AM »
Dundee United,
Ever so excited,
Now they're Over the Moon.
Need to keep winning
If to stop being,
Sick as a parrot, in June.

? The Peepmaster (Co-owner, Ebbsfleet Utd F.C.)
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #78 on: November 14, 2007, 09:20:20 AM »
Blimey!
Everyone's
Attempt's
Unbelievable!

peter

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #79 on: November 14, 2007, 09:26:09 AM »
Blimey!
Everyone's
Attempt's
Unbelievable!

Think its unfair that they have all got on the band wagon

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #80 on: November 14, 2007, 09:37:18 AM »
Gently laying,
Reflecting heat,
A tiny speck on the ground.
I lie amidst an endless desert,
Never seen alone.

Oft transported in storm-tossed flurries,
Falling... gently... once again.

Sopwith - oh no.. he strolls across
And does the deed that's due,
Neatly extruding from his groin
Dung for me, and you..
« Last Edit: November 14, 2007, 11:14:12 AM by The Peepmaster »
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #81 on: November 14, 2007, 09:50:04 AM »
Deposited
Under velvet
Night skies.
Great!
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

peter

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #82 on: November 14, 2007, 09:55:36 AM »
Been sending poems
Entered compettion
A prize to win
Unfair others entering

Peeps is at it
Even Tarquin
Even Traquil
Peeps enters again

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #83 on: November 14, 2007, 10:01:25 AM »
Don't drop that here Sopwith
Under any curcumstances -
Not when Roger's playing
Golf.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #84 on: November 14, 2007, 10:14:53 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D Very, very nice tries, Peepsie, but I reckon my plagiarism, nay theft, of Hamlet's soliloquies is a shoo-in.

Peter, when the assorted dictionaries we're all sending you for Christmas arrive, perhaps you'd like to look up the definition of the word 'competition'.
I apologise, in advance.

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #85 on: November 14, 2007, 10:22:07 AM »
;D ;D ;D Very, very nice tries, Peepsie, but I reckon my plagiarism, nay theft, of Hamlet's soliloquies is a shoo-in.

Peter, when the assorted dictionaries we're all sending you for Christmas arrive, perhaps you'd like to look up the definition of the word 'competition'.

Yes, I noticed (and was inspired by) your Shakespearian prose, Tranquers. That's why my "Grain of Sand" offering was of a more flourishingly poetic style, innit!
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

peter

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #86 on: November 14, 2007, 10:22:35 AM »
Does
Everybody
Notice
Number
Insertions
Submited

peter

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #87 on: November 14, 2007, 10:25:34 AM »
;D ;D ;D Very, very nice tries, Peepsie, but I reckon my plagiarism, nay theft, of Hamlet's soliloquies is a shoo-in.

Peter, when the assorted dictionaries we're all sending you for Christmas arrive, perhaps you'd like to look up the definition of the word 'competition'.

Got plenty of dictionarys just dont know how to spell so cannot look up word
Who Is not under H

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #88 on: November 14, 2007, 10:29:11 AM »
Does
Everybody
Notice
Number
Insertions
Submited


Essentially,
Giving it straight,
Our answer has to be -
No.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

peter

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Re: The Christmas Competition.
« Reply #89 on: November 14, 2007, 10:31:51 AM »
Competition;- to compete against 'one' another.

But not against all of you