The Christmas Competition.

[Colin]

I'll announce who the judge is soon...

Pick me! Pick me!

HERE COME DA JUDGE! I want to chicken out and nominate Persnickety.

You picked Mince, yah, well done.

[Mince]

Be a man, Roger. Judge it yourself.

[Roger Kettle]

What happened to the "Pick me! Pick me!" ?
Wimp.

[peter]

I'll announce who the judge is soon...

Pick me! Pick me!

HERE COME DA JUDGE! I want to chicken out and nominate Persnickety.

I give up NOW

[Colin]

I'll announce who the judge is soon...

Pick me! Pick me!

HERE COME DA JUDGE! I want to chicken out and nominate Persnickety.

I give up NOW

Dummy, spit, pram. 

[peter]

I'll announce who the judge is soon...

Pick me! Pick me!

HERE COME DA JUDGE! I want to chicken out and nominate Persnickety.

I give up NOW

Dummy, spit, pram. 

Can't have children judging father.
I will come last regardless of the work done.
If your child judged you were do you think you would come Colin.
Be honest.

[Colin]

I'll announce who the judge is soon...

Pick me! Pick me!

HERE COME DA JUDGE! I want to chicken out and nominate Persnickety.

I give up NOW

Dummy, spit, pram. 

Can't have children judging father.
I will come last regardless of the work done.
If your child judged you were do you think you would come Colin.
Be honest.

I'd be really surprised Peter.
I don't have any kids.

Really surprised indeed.

[Mince]

What's the prize, by the way?

[Mince]

Roger, I think we're going to need for each entry marks out of ten for humour, flair, style, uniqueness, absurdity, comic timing, sticking to the rules, individuality, artistry, and total bribe.

[The Peepmaster]

I'll announce who the judge is soon...

Pick me! Pick me!

HERE COME DA JUDGE! I want to chicken out and nominate Persnickety.

I give up NOW

Dummy, spit, pram. 

Can't have children judging father.
I will come last regardless of the work done.
If your child judged you were do you think you would come Colin.
Be honest.

Don't be silly. No way you'll come last because it's your son judging it.


There are loads of other ways you'll qualify.

[Diane CBPFC]

You should have picked me to be the Judge, Roger.

First order of business: Hang Persnickety (after a fair trial of course).

Second order of business: Throw out my dictionary - I never use it much anyway.

Third order of business: Award prize to whoever is next in order on the "who wins the Christmas competions that isn't Diamond Lil" roster.

[Diamond Lil]

sniff....I get so emotional when it's competition time, knowing my entry/ies is/are barred.  Thanks a bunch, Diane, for actually putting that in black and white...sob

[peter]

Roger, I think we're going to need for each entry marks out of ten for humour, flair, style, uniqueness, absurdity, comic timing, sticking to the rules, individuality, artistry, and total bribe.

Sticking to the rules. Just typical. I knew I would not win.

Who ever heard of reading the small print.

Plus I am short of money for a bribe.

Got a couple of sherbert dabs will they do.

[peter]

sniff....I get so emotional when it's competition time, knowing my entry/ies is/are barred.  Thanks a bunch, Diane, for actually putting that in black and white...sob

If I win I will get Mince to give you one of his Sherbet dabs my Little Diamond.

[peter]

I'd be really surprised Peter.
I don't have any kids.

Really surprised indeed.

Now you are trying to evade the question, your just splitting hairs. Be a man and answer.