The Christmas Competition.

[The Peepmaster]

He set up me up.

He set up me up.    What part of the english language does this come from?


For a English tutor.  D-


See me after school Dad.

Yes, you'd better see him after school, Mince! I think he needs some tuition.

[melvynadam]

Last minute entry:

My shelf of BP books is by my bed
And loud giggling can often be heard
Don't think that 'cos I'm not in here daily
Peep isn't frequently in my head
I've come to join you in this competition
Entering as an outsider might be seen as sedition
Really I'm just a longtime grateful fan
Roger can truly write. Oh yes he can
Entry complete. That was tough - damn!

[melvynadam]

I didn't want to read through the whole thread before submitting my entry - thought it might wreck any chance of originality. Now I have started to read through one thought keeps cropping up - where are the entries? There's pages and pages of great banter. How many actual entries are here?

[Jack]

This must surely be one of the greatest topics I've ever read. Purely because of the first few pages, up until Peter stopped submitting poems.

I'm rubbish at poetry, but I may enter the competition if I happen to think of something in the next day or so.

[melvynadam]

Discussions about Traquin are not poetry.
On page four the entries finally arrived.
Really I'd hoped to be alone here.
I've read seventeen pages and barely survived.
So much chatter, so few poems.

[melvynadam]

Vicious birds that swoop on the dead,
Usually cause disgust and scorn.
Light banter and parenting advice,
Tend to be associated with people.
Undercutting both of these 'rules',
Roger gives us Vulture and Son,
End result: fun, fun, fun!

[melvynadam]

Stern, military, vigilant, and tough
Everyone's watching out.
Ready to yell at Beau and Dennis
Good grief can he shout!
Everyone who surrounds him seems inept
And he shows what's needed in the region
Nobody escapes without a reprimand. Except...
The Colonels of the Foreign Legion.

Beau and Peep drunk on duty -
I know they'll be in the clink.
Doesn't mean he's stuffy or snooty
Even Sergeants like a drink.
To celebrate a forum victory? Perhaps.

[Mince]

That was put there deliberately for AW to find and correct.

[melvynadam]

Vera
Excites
Revives and
Arouses.

Oh poor, poor Dennis.

Flying through the air,
Turned-on,
He's
Ejected.

Seductively,
Enticingly,
Vera
Entertains.

Note:
Very
Excited
Idiots
Love
Sexuality

[peter]

I would add to my Poems but decided that if I ain't won now I wont win
I think some of my entries are pure genius others are just great but who am I to sway the mighty judge with insincere platitudes and grand gestures of support for his football team.
I will let him get on with his work
With the sure knowledge that he will not be swayed from his judgement.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I am a rock.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I am an island.

[peter]

I am a rock.

You should make up your mind. Are you a rock that is a island or are you a island should I ask AW to decide for you.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I've built walls, a fortress deep and mighty.

[A Woman]

I've built walls, a fortress deep and mighty.

He has you know!