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Does this gag work?
Roger Kettle:
Both excellent. If I'm slightly leaning towards Malky's, it's because of my childish appreciation of swearing. It's what big boys do.
The Peepmaster:
--- Quote from: Tom on December 22, 2006, 04:01:52 AM ---I once met a guy from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two
--- End quote ---
I once knew a chap from Dundee
Whose limericks stopped at line three
Not line four or five,
Mince:
My limericks just stop at line one.
Mince:
There once was a man from Dartmoor
Whose limericks stopped at line four
They started so well
And then went to Hell.
Malky McG:
There was a young man from Afghanistan
Whose limericks didn't quite scan,
He nearly got it right
One dark and freezing cold night,
Until he realised they didn't rhyme either.
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