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Offline Mince

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Our Play
« on: December 05, 2007, 04:01:49 PM »
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Offline Mince

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2007, 04:03:09 PM »
A crossroads in the middle of Scotland late at night.

JOSK: I'm not lost!
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2007, 04:19:57 PM »
SVEN:  Oh, I think we are, Josk!
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Offline Mince

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2007, 04:23:17 PM »
JOSK: Who told you my real name is Josk? I've never told anyone that.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2007, 04:29:28 PM »
ANGUS (black): Moo, Moo, Mooooo
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People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2007, 05:16:49 PM »
SVEN: "I'm scared, Josk. We're a long way from home, lost, cold, it's dark, and that kilted Afro-Caribbean gentleman is doing cow impressions. What does it all mean?"
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2007, 06:05:13 PM »
1st Policeman: Dismounting from bicycle, and removing cycle-clips, before putting cycle-clips into saddle-bag, and proceeding to stroke lengthy waxed moustache.

"'ello, 'ello, 'ello - what's all this then? I hope you gentlemen have a reason for being out here so late, holding hands in the moonlight, on a Tuesday, when Celtic's playin' on the telly, against Inter Milan, unfortunately being down to ten men, with Evander Sno havin' been sent off for a professional foul."
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2007, 06:15:55 PM »
2nd Policeman: Sarge, I've asked you not to stroke my moustache.
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Fyodor

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2007, 07:14:08 PM »
1st Policeman: Askin's askin, lad. Thar's more'n answer tha could get.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2007, 07:28:37 PM »
JOSK: Are you by any chance looking for a guy doing cow impressions?
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2007, 07:37:17 PM »
2nd Policeman: Sarge, why are you talking like that? You're Scottish.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2007, 07:38:58 PM »
JOSK (to SVEN): The *&%$% is ignoring me now! (to 1ST POLICEMAN) It's cuz I'm short, isn't it?
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2007, 07:47:01 PM »
1st POLICEMAN to 2nd Policeman: Did you hear a little whiney sound?
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People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2007, 08:52:13 PM »
2nd POLICEMAN:  "Indeed - 'twas the cork popping from a bottle of 1787 Chateau Lafite, unless I'm very much mistaken. The plot thickens."
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peter

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2007, 09:46:38 PM »
Josk to first policeman
"Excuse me sir, if you have the inclination the sheep over there is willing.
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