Author Topic: Our Play  (Read 10129 times)

Malc

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #30 on: December 06, 2007, 11:22:57 AM »
All on stage produce swords. Massive fight ensues. All stab each other to death. Curtain falls.

The End.


I said THE END

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #31 on: December 06, 2007, 11:28:45 AM »
1st Undertaker: "This is going to be more than we can handle, Eric".
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

peter

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #32 on: December 06, 2007, 11:43:10 AM »
Ghost of Josk appears.

What happened, what happened. I was just standing there and suddenly I was dead.

peter

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #33 on: December 06, 2007, 11:45:27 AM »
Sven s ghost appears stage left

It was those people dressed as policemen. They were Bulgarian refugees looking for a Job.

peter

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #34 on: December 06, 2007, 11:47:37 AM »
ACT 2

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #35 on: December 06, 2007, 11:48:20 AM »
5th POLICEMAN: "Look at me, Mammy - I've got wings! And...and...and I'm BEAUTIFUL!"
I apologise, in advance.

Offline Mince

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #36 on: December 06, 2007, 11:52:52 AM »
5TH POLICEMAN: I have always wanted to be a fairy!

Offline Mince

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #37 on: December 06, 2007, 11:55:23 AM »
JOSK (to 1ST UNDERTAKER): So it's just the two of you?

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #38 on: December 06, 2007, 03:00:05 PM »
JOSK (to 1ST UNDERTAKER): So it's just the two of you?

4TH UNDERTAKER (To 1st Undertaker): Is he talking to us?
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Mince

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #39 on: December 06, 2007, 03:34:45 PM »
JOSK: Well, either I am corporeal again, or you can see ghosts. You're not Bruce Willis, are you?

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #40 on: December 06, 2007, 03:57:27 PM »
HATTIE JACQUES (Actress, being an actress in this play, and playing the part of a character - herself, in this instance): "Do I look like Bruce Willis?  ::)
« Last Edit: December 06, 2007, 08:32:43 PM by The Peepmaster »
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Malc

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #41 on: December 07, 2007, 01:00:16 AM »
All characters produce rubber swords, massive fight ensues, attempts to stab everyone to death are rendered futile, Fight goes on to the wee small hours.

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #42 on: December 07, 2007, 06:52:00 AM »
The fight looked somthing like this...

People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Vulture

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #43 on: December 07, 2007, 07:03:32 AM »
The fight looked somthing like this...



 :D :D :D :D :D

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #44 on: December 07, 2007, 07:05:17 AM »
The fight looked somthing like this...



Brilliant scenario, Diane.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟