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peter

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2007, 09:48:15 PM »
2nd policeman
"Hey that ones mine".
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Tom

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2007, 10:56:48 PM »
Angus (To Josk): Excuse me, I'm a cow.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2007, 11:15:52 PM »
JOSK (to ANGUS): It must be awful pretending to be a cow and being mistaken for a sheep.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2007, 11:49:08 PM »
3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th Policemen: In unison

Why is everyone ignoring us?
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2007, 12:01:26 AM »
9th POLICEMAN:  "Maybe we're undercover. Sorry - did I startle you, guys?"
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2007, 12:23:04 AM »
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on December 06, 2007, 12:01:26 AM
9th POLICEMAN:  "Maybe we're undercover. Sorry - did I startle you, guys?"

14th Traffic Warden: (Removing make-up) "I'm sorry, but I feel I should speak up for us guys..."
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Offline Mince

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2007, 12:26:56 AM »
JOSK: I'm leaving. It's getting stupid round here.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2007, 12:41:47 AM »
Quote from: Mince on December 06, 2007, 12:26:56 AM
JOSK: I'm leaving. It's getting stupid round here.

Undercover Detective: (Springing from the bushes)

Not so fast! Did you leave a kayak on the beach several years ago?
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2007, 12:44:31 AM »
JOSK to Sven: "I thought you'd digested that piece of evidence, Sven - I should never have trusted you to have my kayak and eat it."
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #24 on: December 06, 2007, 12:55:37 AM »
Audience: In unison "Groan"
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #25 on: December 06, 2007, 04:32:22 AM »
JOSK to the pool of policemen: Look, behind you - is that a camel!

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Offline Mince

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #26 on: December 06, 2007, 10:11:52 AM »
JOSK (to SVEN, while everyone is looking for the camel): You're unusually quiet.
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peter

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #27 on: December 06, 2007, 10:17:03 AM »
Sven
 "I was just thinking that when you get old you forget things.

and another thing when you get old you forget things.
With so many police is this the policeman's Ball
I said is this the policeman's Ball."

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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #28 on: December 06, 2007, 10:30:13 AM »
1st POLICEMAN:  "Not tonight, sir - that'll be at the weekend. We've sold a lot of tickets as usual, more than any of the other emergency services. I think I can say with every confidence that policemen's balls are bigger than firemen's balls."
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Offline Mince

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Re: Our Play
« Reply #29 on: December 06, 2007, 10:33:17 AM »
5TH POLICEMAN: I am ugly and stupid.
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