CLIFFS NOTES on "Our Play"

[Diamond Lil]

As it happens, I'm going to see a Panto tonight and can only hope it's half as entertaining as this has been

[Mince]

When are we all getting together to stage our play? Who's playing who?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Who's Cliff?

Bags I'm the 5th policeman.

[peter]

where is it going to be at
a says were

[Mince]

Who's Cliff?

Bags I'm the 5th policeman.

You'll be perfect.

[The Peepmaster]

I wanna be a prefect too!

[peter]

I wanna be a prefect too!

Your making fun of me again Peeps
I am still watching

[Vulture]

 

[peter]

HATTIE JACQUES: "Do I look like Bruce Willis?  :

Had this post been Peter's, I'd have understood it - as it was from Peepmaster -

Of cause  Hattie there, the two her and Eric were always playing together.
They had a double act

[The Peepmaster]

HATTIE JACQUES: "Do I look like Bruce Willis?  :

Had this post been Peter's, I'd have understood it - as it was from Peepmaster -

Er... it was on another thread, Vulch.

[Mince]

I moved the above two posts here.

[The Peepmaster]

So, thanks to your meddling, my posts no longer make any sense. Why did you move my bit of script from the play to here, you pathetic excuse for a buffoon?

Why don't I sweep all your posts into a new thread entitled "Bilge"?

[Vulture]

 

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

No, no- Mince is right for once. The Play must not be interrupted by asides. Post your comments about it here by all means, but the show must go on...despite Malcolm's attempts to sabotage it.

[The Peepmaster]

Er... Since when did Hattie Jacques become an aside, and not an actress? There is no earthly reason why she couldn't become a part of the cast. Apart from being dead, that is.