My missing 15 days

[Joan]

Hope the treatment works for you, Colin, after all that.  Thinking of you, especially over Christmas.  Been away for 14 days myself - but much more pleasant experience - New Zealand.

Take care,
Joan

[The Peepmaster]

Bloody hell, Colin - now all the birds are after you.

That scar either makes you look rugged, or it's a sympathy vote.

[Colin]

Bloody hell, Colin - now all the birds are after you.

That scar either makes you look rugged, or it's a sympathy vote.

The birds were after me before the op.

I'm getting the staples out today so that should be fun.

[Vulture]

The birds were after me before the op.

I'm getting the staples out today so that should be fun.

Did the op work? Are you feeling better? Were you able to enjoy Christmas/New Year?
Where's the picture of the scar without the staples? I want to see how well you're healing.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Where's the picture of the scar without the staples? I want to see how well you're healing.

Oh, please - do we have to? What if he's wearing the same shirt? 

[The Peepmaster]

Oh look - Tarky-bo-bos is back! Good to see(?) you.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Back? Have I been remiss in my posting? I ain't been nowhere (just festivating).

[Mince]

I ain't been nowhere (just festivating).

It's "festivitating", please.

[The Peepmaster]

Tarky-bo-bos festivates - it's his way.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Yeah!