Cowboy Posse

[Vulture]

I already said, the women will be squaws - doing cooking and making bead necklaces etc.

Still not sure about the names of the desperados, (me, Mincey and Tarquin).

Collectively, you could be the Great Unfed (unless, of course, you can find a 'squaw' to cook for you), or the Homeless Trio.

[Vulture]

I just remembered - when I was at school I had the nickname "Butch" for a while, but that was years ago.

When you were still in short skirts?

[The Peepmaster]

(Low drawl): "Mess with Nige, and you mess with Mince and Tarquin".

Now that sounds menacing!

[Vulture]

(Low drawl): "Mess with Nige, and you mess with Mince and Tarquin".

Now that sounds menacing!

That might sound menacing but 'Mince' and 'Tarquin' sound like a pair of girlies! 

[peter]

I already said, the women will be squaws - doing cooking and making bead necklaces etc.

Still not sure about the names of the desperados, (me, Mincey and Tarquin).

How about the three teners

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

(Low drawl): "Mess with Nige, and you mess with Mince and Tarquin".

Now that sounds menacing!

That might sound menacing but 'Mince' and 'Tarquin' sound like a pair of girlies! 

How very dare you! Ooh, I'm dizzy with rage. 

[Vulture]

(Low drawl): "Mess with Nige, and you mess with Mince and Tarquin".

Now that sounds menacing!

That might sound menacing but 'Mince' and 'Tarquin' sound like a pair of girlies! 

How very dare you! Ooh, I'm dizzy with rage. 

Don't shake your head like that, all your curls will drop out! 

[Colin]

Cowboy Colin and the Kalamity Kids

[Malc]

The Black Hole In The Wall Gang, on account of all the humour is sucked in to a black hole and disappears.