A Haddock's Mating Call

[The Peepmaster]

A haddock's mating call starts as a slow knocking sound, before turning into a quicker hum similar to a small motorcycle revving its engine.

More interesting facts...

[Diane CBPFC]

Did I tell you we had woodpeckers this past year?

They sound like someone is knocking on the door. If there is also a motorcycle noise then we do have company.

Who would have thought a haddock could ride a motorbike?

[Vulture]

Did I tell you we had woodpeckers this past year?

They sound like someone is knocking on the door. If there is also a motorcycle noise then we do have company.

Who would have thought a haddock could ride a motorbike?

 

[The Peepmaster]

Well they wouldn't be able to ride a pedal-cycle. They don't have legs!  :

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Did I tell you we had woodpeckers this past year?

I imagine they can be just as devastating as having rhinos, albeit over a longer period of time, probably.

[Roger Kettle]

I can't believe Peepsie hasn't stepped in with motorpike and side-carp jokes.

[Vulture]

I can't believe Peepsie hasn't stepped in with motorpike and side-carp jokes.

 

[peter]

Well they wouldn't be able to ride a pedal-cycle. They don't have legs!  :

They did in the guiness advert

[Malc]

A Woman needs a man like a haddock needs a motorbike. I believe that's the quote.

[Vulture]

A Woman needs a man like a haddock needs a motorbike. I believe that's the quote.

I thought it was: A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bike.

[Malc]

You're right. How could I have got that so wrong?
 :

[Vulture]

You're right. How could I have got that so wrong?
 :

I wonder! 

[The Peepmaster]

There was a fish in a North-East of England estuary that rescued nine anglers from an upturned boat.

It prompted the saying; "A haddock in Tyne, saves nine".

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

You need help, Peepsie. You crossed the line.

[Malc]

Yeah, the fishing line.