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Offline The Peepmaster

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Roger Kettle's Underpants
« on: January 03, 2008, 10:32:18 PM »
Anyone know anything about them?
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Re: Roger Kettle's Underpants
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2008, 11:01:34 PM »
They have at least three holes - that's fact.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Roger Kettle's Underpants
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2008, 11:04:13 PM »
I have heard that they are the old gas-powered ones.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Roger Kettle's Underpants
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2008, 11:14:50 PM »
Quote from: Mince on January 03, 2008, 11:04:13 PM
I have heard that they are the old gas-powered ones.

Are you sure? The dirty pervert!
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Re: Roger Kettle's Underpants
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2008, 09:48:56 AM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on January 03, 2008, 10:32:18 PM
Anyone know anything about them?
Yes, I do.
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Re: Roger Kettle's Underpants
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2008, 10:55:34 AM »
Can you tell us more, or do they come under the Official Secrets Act?
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Roger Kettle's Underpants
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2008, 12:26:28 PM »
I suppose, underpantually speaking, it is a private matter, Mince.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Roger Kettle's Underpants
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2008, 12:01:48 PM »
I wonder if he has sand in them.
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Re: Roger Kettle's Underpants
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2008, 02:22:33 PM »
Are they still regarded as underpants if they button at the neck?
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Roger Kettle's Underpants
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2008, 03:02:04 PM »
That'll be your sheer lace bodystocking, Roger.
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Re: Roger Kettle's Underpants
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2008, 03:37:27 PM »
Quote from: Roger Kettle on January 05, 2008, 02:22:33 PM
Are they still regarded as underpants if they button at the neck?

If they fail to reach down below the nipples, they are still called underpants and you need help.
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Re: Roger Kettle's Underpants
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2008, 08:36:13 PM »
Quote from: Mince on January 05, 2008, 03:37:27 PM
Quote from: Roger Kettle on January 05, 2008, 02:22:33 PM
Are they still regarded as underpants if they button at the neck?

If they fail to reach down below the nipples, they are still called underpants and you need help.

No - it's a scarf!
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Re: Roger Kettle's Underpants
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2008, 08:48:32 PM »
Quote from: Vulture on January 05, 2008, 08:36:13 PM
No - it's a scarf!

I can see Roger in the pub with a pair of underpants buttoned around his neck: "No, it's a scarf! How many more times?"
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