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Offline Roger Kettle

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Masterchef.
« on: January 07, 2008, 08:51:17 PM »
As usual, when I sit here at the computer, I have the T.V. on in the background and the delights of "Masterchef" are filtering through. One of the contestants has produced a dish of pork chops with chocolate sauce. Now, I'm pretty sure I had Egon cook this in one of the strips as a joke. Well, there you go. I'm a culinary trendsetter.
Anyway, it got me thinking. What dish would you guys come up with for the programme? What's your speciality?

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Re: Masterchef.
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2008, 08:57:46 PM »
Stovies

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Re: Masterchef.
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2008, 09:07:00 PM »
Aah, stovies! You win already.

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Re: Masterchef.
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2008, 09:16:00 PM »
When I was a student, I used to create (imho) wonderful concoctions straight off the supermarket shelf, often just a mixture of tinned goods, though sometimes I had to cook some pasta.

I used to invite fellow students round to my digs for supper and they thought I was a culinary genius.

Beef & Bean Stew was one hit. A can of Heinz beans and a can of Baxters Irish Stew mixed into the one pot. If you like, add a sprinkling of frozen peas to the pot as it cooks. Delicious.

Turn that into Beef & Beef Pie by transferring the mix into a baking dish, covering it with a slice of frozen pastry and sticking into the oven for a few minutes.

Campbells soups were a godsend, because if you only add half the water recommended on the instructions most of them make great sauces.. Buy some already cooked chicken from the local fast food place, take the skin off and cover in Campbells soup. If in doubt, you can't go wrong with Cream of Mushroom

Campbells soups also make great dips, much better than the salsa rubbish you buy in jars. I was doing this in the early 80s long before it became a craze to use Campbells soup.

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Re: Masterchef.
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2008, 09:19:45 PM »
Aah, stovies! You win already.

That was a quick competition, and I hadn't mentioned my various roast dinners, egg fried rice, fish pies, spaghetti bolognese, curries... marmite soldiers...
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

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Re: Masterchef.
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2008, 09:55:01 PM »

Campbells soups were a godsend, because if you only add half the water recommended on the instructions most of them make great sauces.. Buy some already cooked chicken from the local fast food place, take the skin off and cover in Campbells soup. If in doubt, you can't go wrong with Cream of Mushroom

Campbells soups also make great dips, much better than the salsa rubbish you buy in jars. I was doing this in the early 80s long before it became a craze to use Campbells soup.

My children's favourite meal was left over roast chicken, Campbells mushroom soup (NO WATER!) and a chopped up hard-boiled egg, all put in JusRoll pastry and baked in the oven. Delicious with a pile of home-made chips. I started making this in 1971.


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Re: Masterchef.
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2008, 10:04:49 PM »

Campbells soups were a godsend, because if you only add half the water recommended on the instructions most of them make great sauces.. Buy some already cooked chicken from the local fast food place, take the skin off and cover in Campbells soup. If in doubt, you can't go wrong with Cream of Mushroom

Campbells soups also make great dips, much better than the salsa rubbish you buy in jars. I was doing this in the early 80s long before it became a craze to use Campbells soup.

My children's favourite meal was left over roast chicken, Campbells mushroom soup (NO WATER!) and a chopped up hard-boiled egg, all put in JusRoll pastry and baked in the oven. Delicious with a pile of home-made chips. I started making this in 1971.



I'd get it finished soon, Vulch, else it'll go off!
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

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Re: Masterchef.
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2008, 10:54:13 PM »
Come to think of it, I was using Campbells soups even before they were invented. In fact I was using them in the womb. Before I was conceived, even.

My ancestors used Campbells soups in dinosaur times.
« Last Edit: January 08, 2008, 06:06:22 AM by Malc »

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Re: Masterchef.
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2008, 11:05:58 PM »
Come to think of it, I was using Campbells soups even before they were invented. In fact I was using them in the womb. Before I was born, even.

My ancestors used Campbells soups in dinosaur times.

In fact, your name is pretty much an anagram of Campbells, Malc!
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

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Re: Masterchef.
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2008, 11:17:53 PM »
My Great Granny was a Macdonald. I hate Campbells.
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Masterchef.
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2008, 12:27:08 AM »
Here is a simple menu for those days when one is in a rush...
1st Course - Appetizer
Mushroom-Leek Brandy Tartlets

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2nd Course - Salad
Arugula Salad
served in a martini glass with a breadstick swizzle
a sliced pear on the rim of the glass topped with shaved Asiago cheese

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3rd Course - Soup
Cream of Red Bell Pepper Soup
a zesty flavorful colorful creamy red bell pepper soup
topped with shredded Parmesan cheese

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4th Course - Sorbet   
Lemon Sorbet
an easy to make refreshing, elegant palate cleanser sorbet

~

5th Course - Main Entree
Veal Scaloppini
served over a delicious Shiitake Mushroom Cream Sauce

garnished with a
Green Onion Brush

Small Red Potatoes
carved into mushroom shapes and tossed in butter

Zucchini Flower Garnish

A small chilled Watermelon Ball garnish

~

6th Course - Dessert
Chocolate Mousse Timbale
served over a dense decadentFlourless Chocolate Cake Round
garnished with Raspberry Sauce
Bittersweet Chocolate Sticks
Spun Sugar Spiral
Fresh Mint Sprig

~

7th Course - Lattes
served with a
Rosemary Cashew Biscotti
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Re: Masterchef.
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2008, 12:34:49 AM »
You lost me at "shaved Asiago cheese", Diane.  :-\
I apologise, in advance.

Malc

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Re: Masterchef.
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2008, 06:07:44 AM »
Oh, it's not a bad menu, but it's no Beef and Bean Pie.

Vulture

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Re: Masterchef.
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2008, 08:01:39 AM »
Here is a simple menu for those days when one is in a rush...
1st Course - Appetizer
Mushroom-Leek Brandy Tartlets

~

2nd Course - Salad
Arugula Salad
served in a martini glass with a breadstick swizzle
a sliced pear on the rim of the glass topped with shaved Asiago cheese

~

3rd Course - Soup
Cream of Red Bell Pepper Soup
a zesty flavorful colorful creamy red bell pepper soup
topped with shredded Parmesan cheese

~

4th Course - Sorbet   
Lemon Sorbet
an easy to make refreshing, elegant palate cleanser sorbet

~

5th Course - Main Entree
Veal Scaloppini
served over a delicious Shiitake Mushroom Cream Sauce

garnished with a
Green Onion Brush

Small Red Potatoes
carved into mushroom shapes and tossed in butter

Zucchini Flower Garnish

A small chilled Watermelon Ball garnish

~

6th Course - Dessert
Chocolate Mousse Timbale
served over a dense decadentFlourless Chocolate Cake Round
garnished with Raspberry Sauce
Bittersweet Chocolate Sticks
Spun Sugar Spiral
Fresh Mint Sprig

~

7th Course - Lattes
served with a
Rosemary Cashew Biscotti
~

Diane, this sounds delicious. Could you send me a couple of menus for when I'm not so rushed? Since I retired I find that I've got loads of spare time and nothing to do!

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Re: Masterchef.
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2008, 03:55:30 PM »
That menu sounds delicious.  Since I don't eat beef, I'd change the veal to chicken scallopini.


Do you have the recipes, Diane?