Suggest your own Speech Bubbles

[Mince]

Come up with your own speech bubbles for the following strip:



The winner will receive an original piece of Beau Peep artwork (drawn by me).

[Roger Kettle]

This is going to be great for my ego when every entry turns out to be funnier than the original.

[Fyodor]

Pathetic Attempt Number One

Bubble 1  For a mere five of your pounds, this book will show you how to
             read people's minds.

Bubble  2 You must think I'm an idiot.

Bubble  3  You see, you've only seen the cover and it's working already!

[Mince]

This is going to be great for my ego when every entry turns out to be funnier than the original.

See how my plan comes together.

[Fyodor]

Pathetic Attempt Number Two[/color][/glow][/b]

Bubble  1  For a mere five of your pounds, this book will tell you the names
              of all the winners in tomorrow's races.

Bubble  2  You must think I'm an idiot.

Bubble  3  No, that's a different book.

[Fyodor]

Pathetic Attempt Number Two ... again[/glow][/b]

[Mince]

Notice, by the way, that there are four speech bubbles.

[The Peepmaster]

Come up with your own speech bubbles for the following strip:

Abdul: How much will you give me for this book of invisible naked ladies?

Beau: How do you know they're invisible?

Abdul: Because you can't see them you 4-eyed muppet.

Abdul: You're thinking of offering me a tenner, aren't you?

[Mince]

Excellent, Peepmaster. I nearly choked on my coffee.

I just love Abdul's optimism in the fourth bubble after his insult in the third.

[The Peepmaster]

Excellent, Peepmaster. I nearly choked on my coffee.

I just love Abdul's optimism in the fourth bubble after his insult in the third.

I've learnt from the master!

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Come up with your own speech bubbles for the following strip:



The winner will receive an original piece of Beau Peep artwork (drawn by me).

Abdul:  "...It's in fantastic nick for a one-off, hand-written autobiography."

Beau:  "By John the Baptist?"

Abdul:  "The one and only..."

Abdul:  "...Cartoon illustrations by Judas Iscariot."

[Malky McGookin]

Abdul: First edition of Shakespeare's Hamlet, five quid.

Peep: Five quid for a Shakespeare first edition?

Abdul: That's not all...

Abdul: For another fiver I'll get it signed.

[Malc]

Abdul 1: "All You Ever Wanted To Know About Mince" - A Fiver

Beau: That's Dennis's book, you nicked it.

Abdul 2: He already had more books than he could read.

Abdul 3: One.

[Malc]

Abdul 1: "Playboy Bikini Issue", only copy within a thousand miles, a fiver.

Beau: Bikini? Aren't they supposed to be naked?

Abdul 2: Here, we paint bikinis on. Pages 3 to 12 were so explicit I stuck them together.

Abdul 3:...if you know what I mean.

[Malc]

On that last one, I know Abdul's middle panel balloon is too small for all that dialogue, but it works in principle.