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Offline Mince

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Suggest your own Speech Bubbles
« on: January 17, 2007, 05:36:26 PM »
Come up with your own speech bubbles for the following strip:



The winner will receive an original piece of Beau Peep artwork (drawn by me).

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Re: Suggest your own Speech Bubbles
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2007, 06:28:11 PM »
This is going to be great for my ego when every entry turns out to be funnier than the original.

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Re: Suggest your own Speech Bubbles
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2007, 06:48:12 PM »
Pathetic Attempt Number One

Bubble 1  For a mere five of your pounds, this book will show you how to
             read people's minds.

Bubble  2 You must think I'm an idiot.

Bubble  3  You see, you've only seen the cover and it's working already!

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Re: Suggest your own Speech Bubbles
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2007, 06:53:22 PM »
This is going to be great for my ego when every entry turns out to be funnier than the original.

See how my plan comes together.

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Re: Suggest your own Speech Bubbles
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2007, 07:08:44 PM »
Pathetic Attempt Number Two[/color][/glow][/b]

Bubble  1  For a mere five of your pounds, this book will tell you the names
              of all the winners in tomorrow's races.

Bubble  2  You must think I'm an idiot.

Bubble  3  No, that's a different book.

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Re: Suggest your own Speech Bubbles
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2007, 07:11:28 PM »
Pathetic Attempt Number Two ... again[/glow][/b]

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Re: Suggest your own Speech Bubbles
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2007, 07:15:00 PM »
Notice, by the way, that there are four speech bubbles.

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Re: Suggest your own Speech Bubbles
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2007, 07:46:41 PM »
Come up with your own speech bubbles for the following strip:




Abdul: How much will you give me for this book of invisible naked ladies?

Beau: How do you know they're invisible?

Abdul: Because you can't see them you 4-eyed muppet.

Abdul: You're thinking of offering me a tenner, aren't you?
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Re: Suggest your own Speech Bubbles
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2007, 07:56:49 PM »
Excellent, Peepmaster. I nearly choked on my coffee.

I just love Abdul's optimism in the fourth bubble after his insult in the third.

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Re: Suggest your own Speech Bubbles
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2007, 07:59:31 PM »
Excellent, Peepmaster. I nearly choked on my coffee.

I just love Abdul's optimism in the fourth bubble after his insult in the third.

I've learnt from the master!
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Re: Suggest your own Speech Bubbles
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2007, 01:17:12 AM »
Come up with your own speech bubbles for the following strip:



The winner will receive an original piece of Beau Peep artwork (drawn by me).

Abdul:  "...It's in fantastic nick for a one-off, hand-written autobiography."

Beau:  "By John the Baptist?"

Abdul:  "The one and only..."

Abdul:  "...Cartoon illustrations by Judas Iscariot."
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Suggest your own Speech Bubbles
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2007, 09:43:39 AM »
Abdul: First edition of Shakespeare's Hamlet, five quid.

Peep: Five quid for a Shakespeare first edition?

Abdul: That's not all...

Abdul: For another fiver I'll get it signed.

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Re: Suggest your own Speech Bubbles
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2007, 03:04:39 AM »
Abdul 1: "All You Ever Wanted To Know About Mince" - A Fiver

Beau: That's Dennis's book, you nicked it.

Abdul 2: He already had more books than he could read.

Abdul 3: One.

Malc

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Re: Suggest your own Speech Bubbles
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2007, 03:23:36 AM »
Abdul 1: "Playboy Bikini Issue", only copy within a thousand miles, a fiver.

Beau: Bikini? Aren't they supposed to be naked?

Abdul 2: Here, we paint bikinis on. Pages 3 to 12 were so explicit I stuck them together.

Abdul 3:...if you know what I mean.


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Re: Suggest your own Speech Bubbles
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2007, 03:26:32 AM »
On that last one, I know Abdul's middle panel balloon is too small for all that dialogue, but it works in principle.