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Offline Roger Kettle

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Great Indian Names (ll).
« on: January 10, 2008, 07:59:34 PM »
While browsing through some Montana newspapers online, I come across some great Indian names. The latest to appeal is Aloysius Big Hair Jr. I think it's the "Jr." bit that I like best. I hate my name.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2008, 08:10:42 PM »
My neice once dated a guy named Herbie Shite - you have nothing to complain about. Imagine being called Herbie?
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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2008, 08:20:31 PM »
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on January 10, 2008, 08:10:42 PM
My neice once dated a guy named Herbie Shite - you have nothing to complain about. Imagine being called Herbie?


Isn't that the name of a car?
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Offline The Peepmaster

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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2008, 08:37:20 PM »
We should devise hypothetical Indian names, and suggest what roles those characters might undertake.

e.g. "Roger Kettle" could be a guy who runs a joint sex shop and housewares store.
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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2008, 10:44:24 PM »
Roger should have middle name "Norman" and surname "Doubt".

He would then be called Roger N. Doubt.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2008, 11:02:38 PM »
Roger, if your lad was to join the police force and do really well, even on cold nights when he had to wear fingerless gloves to keep his hands cosy while pounding the beat, would that make him a bright copper Kettle with warm woollen mittens?
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« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2008, 01:12:25 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Great Indian Names (ll).
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2008, 09:20:38 AM »
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on January 10, 2008, 11:02:38 PM
Roger, if your lad was to join the police force and do really well, even on cold nights when he had to wear fingerless gloves to keep his hands cosy while pounding the beat, would that make him a bright copper Kettle with warm woollen mittens?
Yes. Next question.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2008, 11:31:46 AM »
If he was to join the Police orchestra, percussion section, would he play the...

Okay, I've got things to do.
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Offline Mince

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« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2008, 12:48:14 PM »
Has anyone done "Kettle of fish" and "Pot calling the kettle ..." yet?

I wonder if Roger was teased at school.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2008, 01:11:32 PM »
With a name like Mince you have to ask?
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Offline The Peepmaster

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« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2008, 01:23:12 PM »
Quote from: Mince on January 11, 2008, 12:48:14 PM
Has anyone done "Kettle of fish" and "Pot calling the kettle ..." yet?


Yes, I did it quite recently.
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« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2008, 02:22:18 PM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on January 11, 2008, 01:23:12 PM
Yes, I did it quite recently.

Yes, I know. The question was rhetorical.  ::)
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« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2008, 03:24:39 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2008, 03:29:35 PM »
Did you honestly think that question was not rhetorical, or indeed this one?
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