Oh gawd - my current bird's just joined the forum.
Pull up a chair, Lucy, and tell us all your story.
Tranquil - Lucy's been having problems on her computer trying to post on this site. (I haven't been there to show her how easy it is, unfortunately). Think of it as Roger Kettle syndrome.
She tells me she gets this great big cartoon image with some waffle about the Daily Mail. She can see bits of this site behind it. I reckon it's a pop-up of some kind. We shouldn't be having pop-ups on here, Mincey.