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Offline Roger Kettle

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Secret Handshake.
« on: January 14, 2008, 08:42:37 PM »
As I regard this site as a bit of a secret society, I think it's time we had a secret handshake. I suggest rubbing the fleshy bit below the thumbs in a clockwise fashion before tapping index fingers thrice. While I realise this may result in several punches in the face from bewildered strangers, I feel that, in the long term, this will bear fruit. The word will soon spread and imagine the joy when you finally press flesh with a fellow Peepster. Obviously, when this happens, a secret password is then required. Having established handshake rapport, you then shout "DESERT STRIP!" Of course, in certain bars, this may have unfortunate connotations but I think this idea is worth persevering with. Let me know how it goes.

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2008, 09:20:57 PM »
Right, so if I go out to Canada, I do this with every woman I come across, and eventually I fine Diane.  ::)
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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2008, 09:25:14 PM »
Right, so if I go out to Canada, I do this with every woman I come across, and eventually I fine Diane.  ::)

How much for?

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2008, 09:35:40 PM »
Right, so if I go out to Canada, I do this with every woman I come across, and eventually I fine Diane.  ::)

How much for?

3/-
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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2008, 10:49:57 PM »
Right, so if I go out to Canada, I do this with every woman I come across, and eventually I fine Diane.  ::)

How much for?

3/-

Peeps, the Canadians still use lbs. and oz. but money is in dollars and cents.

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2008, 10:51:23 PM »
As I regard this site as a bit of a secret society, I think it's time we had a secret handshake. I suggest rubbing the fleshy bit below the thumbs in a clockwise fashion before tapping index fingers thrice.

Can we have an illustration? Or better still, a YouTube clip.

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2008, 10:52:38 PM »
Right, so if I go out to Canada, I do this with every woman I come across, and eventually I fine Diane.  ::)

How much for?

3/-

Peeps, the Canadians still use lbs. and oz. but money is in dollars and cents.

I did it in "old money" because I remembered how you keep reminding us how old you are.
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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2008, 10:54:36 PM »
Right, so if I go out to Canada, I do this with every woman I come across, and eventually I fine Diane.  ::)

How much for?

3/-

Peeps, the Canadians still use lbs. and oz. but money is in dollars and cents.

I did it in "old money" because I remembered how you keep reminding us how old you are.

There's a slap in the post!  :D


You must still remember old money, though.
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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2008, 11:22:08 PM »
He still buys his drinks with it.
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2008, 11:39:47 PM »
I wish! A florin for a pint of good English ale!
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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2008, 11:56:43 PM »
Can't even get yer nuts for that these days (10p).
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2008, 06:37:02 AM »
I have been thinking about the handshake Roger and, regretfully, don?t think it is wise for me to participate at this stage of my life. That was how I got pregnant last time.

People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2008, 10:21:53 AM »
I have been thinking about the handshake Roger and, regretfully, don?t think it is wise for me to participate at this stage of my life. That was how I got pregnant last time.


How's the weather, Di? Has that yak come back yet?
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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2008, 11:06:34 AM »
In Newark if it keeps raining as it is we will probably see Noah and his ark with a yak,

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Re: Secret Handshake.
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2008, 11:30:57 AM »
In Newark if it keeps raining as it is we will probably see Noah and his ark with a yak,

Noah and his ark with a yak in Newark...  It sounds like the makings of a tongue-twister.
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