Can You Finish Me Off? thread.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Give us another one. We are treating it as a serious competition on the thread you can't see. Peter's winning.

[Malc]

Oh, so I'm supposed to continue to humiliate myself just to amuse a bunch of shiftless yobbos with nothing better to do?

Alright then, Here's a new one.

A famous native American tribe from the Hudson valley had all their shoes made by the same cobbler.
He would stretch, hammer and form the moccasins on the same apparatus. It was known as the...?

[Mince]

Is the "It" the tribe, the cobbler or the apparatus?

[The Peepmaster]

Oh, so I'm supposed to continue to humiliate myself just to amuse a bunch of shiftless yobbos with nothing better to do?

Alright then, Here's a new one.

A famous native American tribe from the Hudson valley had all their shoes made by the same cobbler.
He would stretch, hammer and form the moccasins on the same apparatus. It was known as the...?

The Tribe with One Shoe-Shop"?

[Vulture]

Oh, so I'm supposed to continue to humiliate myself just to amuse a bunch of shiftless yobbos with nothing better to do?

Alright then, Here's a new one.

A famous native American tribe from the Hudson valley had all their shoes made by the same cobbler.
He would stretch, hammer and form the moccasins on the same apparatus. It was known as the...?

The Last of the Moccasins?

[peter]

Dam I thought it was a Hoopi

[Mince]

Chimchiminey.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I think Vulture almost had it.

It's 'The Last Of The Apache'. Very funny, Malky!

[The Peepmaster]

It's "Sioux" (pronounced like "Choux" in "Choux Pastry").

[Vulture]

It's "Sioux" (pronounced like "Choux" in "Choux Pastry").

I thought "Sioux" was pronounced "Sue"?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Not when you want to force a gag out of it.

[The Peepmaster]

Not when you want to force a gag out of it.

Tarquin understands these things, and we both know how Malc's mind works. Anyway, that's that one solved. I wonder what others Malc has in store. This is quite fun.

[Mince]

Yes, this topic has produced a whole chimchiminey of laughs.

[peter]

Yes, this topic has produced a whole chimchiminey of laughs.

Soon stop that call for a chimney sweep.
Be here in fifteen moments

[Malc]

I'm so glad you're enjoying this exciting new initiative, I feel so validated and not at all like a total tool.

Here's another one.

A football player wanted a game down at the local rec. He packed his boots, turned up to a game in progress and asked the coach if he could get a run.

The coach said "I don't know, are you the chief executive in a country's regional government, such as a province or state?"

The player said "no"

"Then sorry", says the coach, "this isn't some kind of pub competition, this is the........."