My Novel

[Mince]

I have decided to write a novel. I wondered what everyone thought of it so far.

At the

Obviously it isn't finished yet, but I feel I've got the plot nailed already.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

If not the grammar and the punctuation.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

The d?nouement is a bit obvious, isn't it?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

If you need a cheap illustration for the dust cover (because I suspect never shall the term 'dust cover' be more apt), ask Peepsie.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I've read more eye-catching opening lines.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

D'you want to know what I think?

[Roger Kettle]

I have decided to write a novel. I wondered what everyone thought of it so far.

At the

Obviously it isn't finished yet, but I feel I've got the plot nailed already.

I don't think it should be in purple and there would be more suspense if the second word was "a".

[Mince]

At a small

I'm in two minds whether the next word should be "crossroads" or "cataleptic".

[The Peepmaster]

I have decided to write a novel. I wondered what everyone thought of it so far.

At the

Obviously it isn't finished yet, but I feel I've got the plot nailed already.

It needs a bit more mystery. "The" is too clearly defined. I want to be challenged - to have my curiosity aroused. Taken to heights I've only dreamed of. I want a great big surprising "punch"!

[Vulture]

I can't remember who it was who mentioned that Mince had been rather quiet of late, but next time, DON'T!

[The Peepmaster]

I thought he might have had a bird round.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I thought he might have had a bird round.

Who do you think helped him with the opening word?

[Tom]

No, no, no... it should begin:

Once, at the

You're involved already then.

[Mince]

Twice, at an orgasmic

Now I've got writer's block.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

You mean cramp.