"A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.

[The Peepmaster]

Mince was born at a very early age. His mother attended his birth.





That's all I know. My research team and I will need filling-in on subsequent events.

[peter]

Is that an invitation to me.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Is that an invitation to me.

If you need one.

[peter]

Well his great granddad came to see him in hospital.

[The Peepmaster]

Well his great granddad came to see him in hospital.

Which one? There are hundreds.

[Mince]

I don't have hundreds of great granddads.

[The Peepmaster]

I don't have hundreds of great granddads.

This is all useful information. Helps build a picture.




I need more from Peter. Was Mince a problematic child? What was his schooling? Any funny incidents? As a baby, was he dropped on his head, (either intentionally, or otherwise)?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I don't have hundreds of great granddads.

It's okay - there isn't the same stigma these days.

[Vulture]

I need more from Peter. Was Mince a problematic child? What was his schooling? Any funny incidents? As a baby, was he dropped on his head, (either intentionally, or otherwise)?

More to the point, how many times?

[The Peepmaster]

I bet you remember those early months with pleasure, Peter.

The first Smile... his early Steps... when he uttered his first Past Participle...

[Diane CBPFC]

I heard that Mince was born under the Lucky Star?or perhaps it was it behind the Crown and Anchor?

[peter]

I think that being born in Cambridge coloured the rest of his life.
what with all those universitys

[The Peepmaster]

Can't we spice this up a bit, Peter? It's never going to get on the best-sellers list at this rate. I might not even bother writing it.

Maybe we need sections. Chapters. Chapter headings would be a good start.

[peter]

what about the time I blow up the garage

[Mince]

The first Smile... his early Steps... when he uttered his first Past Participle...

I'll have you know it was a gerund, but it was mistaken for a sneeze.