Absolutely Stunning

[Mince]

This is great!

Think of a number AND a fruit.

You must not forget either, so imagine the number floating in front of you to the left and the fruit floating to the right.

Once you have them fixed in the mind scroll down.























Now think of a second number and hold it in front of you. Scroll down.



















Add the second number to the first number. And don't forget the fruit.

Keep going down.



















Double the new number, and then imagine taking this number of bites out of the fruit. Keep imagining the taste and texture and scroll down.





















Now make a post stating how many seconds of your life you have just wasted for no reason whatsoever.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

You're a bitter man, Mincey.

[The Peepmaster]

One. Cucumber.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

You're a ?$%^&*-up man, Peepsie.

[The Peepmaster]

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[peter]

What time did it take you, Mince to think that one up, you must have wasted hours on it.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Well, I think he did really, really well, and showed a lot of initiative and creativity. And no, I haven't been taking patronising lessons from my own private tutor-wooter.