What were the questions?

[Mince]

Here are the answers. What were the questions?

ANSWERS:

1. 99% bamboo

2. Men get them more often than women.

3. He was a one-armed piano player.

4. They do it standing up.

5. a blessing

[Roger Kettle]

1. What is Mince?
2. Who gets annoying emails from Mince?
3. Who was the first man to punch Mince?
4. How do most people throw things at Mince?
5. What is Mince not?

[Mince]

There seems to be a theme going through those.

[Roger Kettle]

Is that another answer we have to provide a question for?
Um...what did the Essex girl, with a partial lisp, say when she saw a pair of 1940's stockings?

[The Peepmaster]

Here are the answers. What were the questions?

ANSWERS:

1. 99% bamboo

2. Men get them more often than women.

3. He was a one-armed piano player.

4. They do it standing up.

5. a blessing

1) For Mince to be able to please ladies, what would the artificial splint consist of?

2) What is peculiar about requests for Mince to be "sorted out"?

3) Mince was badly beaten up by a one-armed piano player. Why did I so admire the person who was blamed?

4) Stand-up comedians take the mickey out of that dickhead, Mince, especially well when...?

5) Mince being unable to communicate on the Beau Peep Forum is otherwise known as...?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Here are the answers. What were the questions?

ANSWERS:

1. 99% bamboo

2. Men get them more often than women.

3. He was a one-armed piano player.

4. They do it standing up.

5. a blessing

Panda's vomit?

Jokes?

Who was Lefty Steinway?

How do comedians reproduce?

Bagel sins (anag.)

[Mince]

Here are the questions:

1. 99% bamboo  =  What is a Panda's diet?

2. Men get them more often than women.  =  How do hiccups affect men and women differently?

3. He was a one-armed piano player.  =  What was unusual about Ludwig Wittgenstein's brother?

4. They do it standing up.  =  How do horses sleep?

5. a blessing  = What is the collective noun for a group of unicorns?

[Roger Kettle]

A blessing of unicorns. I like that. Although it might be a bit difficult to slip into a conversation.

[Tom]

Ludwig Wittgenstein's brother was on the tip of my tongue.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Aka Lefty Steinway.

[The Peepmaster]

Aka Lefty Steinway.

AKA Ol' Joanna.