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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Most Haunted
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2008, 12:40:37 AM »
What about having seen it?
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Most Haunted
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2008, 12:46:51 AM »
Can you prove that this person is not lying and is not mistaken?

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Most Haunted
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2008, 12:49:26 AM »
Some people I trust, Mincey (not many).
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Most Haunted
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2008, 12:52:08 AM »
That's the first dealt with.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Most Haunted
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2008, 01:01:41 AM »
She's in her sixties, confined to a wheelchair these days, a devout Christian and retired teacher of children, adults and guests of Her Majesty, with a razor-sharp wit and sense of justice far beyond the norm. She is also one of the most honest people I have ever met, occasionally brutally so.

She saw the beastie, and is in no doubt whatsoever about what she witnessed. 
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Most Haunted
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2008, 04:47:40 AM »
Yeah, shut up, you poof.

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Most Haunted
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2008, 06:00:25 AM »
She's in her sixties, confined to a wheelchair these days, a devout Christian and retired teacher of children, adults and guests of Her Majesty, with a razor-sharp wit and sense of justice far beyond the norm. She is also one of the most honest people I have ever met, occasionally brutally so.

She saw the beastie, and is in no doubt whatsoever about what she witnessed. 

And she also has a highly respectable job working for the Tourist Board.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Most Haunted
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2008, 10:55:14 AM »
And she also has a highly respectable job working for the Tourist Board.

 ::)
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Re: Most Haunted
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2008, 11:31:45 AM »
Hey, those are reserved for Mince.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Most Haunted
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2008, 11:55:59 AM »
Hey, those are reserved for Mince.

Or general Minci(Loch)ness.  ::)
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Re: Most Haunted
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2008, 12:05:57 PM »
Don't compare me with Mince! That'd be like comparing a coconut macaroon with a cow pat.  ::)
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

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Re: Most Haunted
« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2008, 12:33:27 PM »
Peepmaster, you're bad, but you're not a cow pat.

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Re: Most Haunted
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2008, 12:37:59 PM »
Peepmaster, you're bad, but you're not a cow pat.
Chronological order, Mince - chronological order...  ::)
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Re: Most Haunted
« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2008, 03:21:45 PM »
Chronological order, Mince - chronological order...  ::)

Oh, so you started out as a cow pat and went downhill from there. I see.

(By the way, it's syntactical order.)

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Re: Most Haunted
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2008, 09:59:58 PM »
Loch Ness Monster is a load of tosh! I think I met the woman in question who tarq's reckons has seen 'it'..... mmmm! Tosh. She's popped too many pain killers if you ask me.... or was the wacky backy I recall she liberally was known to take to numb the pain - senses more like!

Nessie is just a ploy to get folk to drive up and down a oversized lake whilst polluting the air with car fumes...  Tourist board should be ashamed of themselves.

Pretty little lake though!  ;D