Roger's Image

[Mince]

Roger has come across lately (mostly through his own posts) as somewhat of a boring old fart.

What can we do to spruce up his image?

[madjock]

A haircut (depending if he has any as I have not seen a photo of said person)

[Roger Kettle]

I'm an EXTREMELY boring old fart, I'll have you know.
And, Madjock, if you've never seen a photo of me, it's about time you bought a Beau Peep book. (Anyone who posts here must own at least four books). However, when you head up to Aviemore next time, cast your eyes West as you pass Dalwhinnie. On the side of Ben Alder, grateful locals have carved a 200 sq. ft. image of my face into the rock---several of them being badly injured in falls as they tried to get my eyebrows right, using only primitive tools. It's a bit like Mount Rushmore, but classy.

[madjock]

Ive actually got volume 15 which i bought my father in the early 90's. But to be honest I can't remember seeing a photo of you in it?! And i shall look out for said sculpture when I next go up there. And im off out tomorrow to buy another 3 Peep books

[Vulture]

I'm an EXTREMELY boring old fart, I'll have you know.
And, Madjock, if you've never seen a photo of me, it's about time you bought a Beau Peep book. (Anyone who posts here must own at least four books). However, when you head up to Aviemore next time, cast your eyes West as you pass Dalwhinnie. On the side of Ben Alder, grateful locals have carved a 200 sq. ft. image of my face into the rock---several of them being badly injured in falls as they tried to get my eyebrows right, using only primitive tools. It's a bit like Mount Rushmore, but classy.

Oh, good. I have Straight, by Dick Francis; Longshot, by Dick Francis; The Seeress of Kell, by David Eddings and Noddy in Toyland, by Enid Blyton - am I over qualified?

[Roger Kettle]

You're in, Vulch!

[Roger Kettle]

Ive actually got volume 15 which i bought my father in the early 90's. But to be honest I can't remember seeing a photo of you in it?! And i shall look out for said sculpture when I next go up there. And im off out tomorrow to buy another 3 Peep books

To be honest, anyone who's read 3 Beau Peep panels gets life membership.

[Mince]

What's a Beau Peep panel? Do they judge the cartoon strips? Is it like Britain's Got Talent?

[Roger Kettle]

Panels...frames...the box thingies...there are three or four in every strip.

[Mince]

Panels...frames...the box thingies...there are three or four in every strip.

I can count to four, you know.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I'm an EXTREMELY boring old fart, I'll have you know.
And, Madjock, if you've never seen a photo of me, it's about time you bought a Beau Peep book. (Anyone who posts here must own at least four books). However, when you head up to Aviemore next time, cast your eyes West as you pass Dalwhinnie. On the side of Ben Alder, grateful locals have carved a 200 sq. ft. image of my face into the rock---several of them being badly injured in falls as they tried to get my eyebrows right, using only primitive tools. It's a bit like Mount Rushmore, but classy.

That's you? I always thought it was Larry Grayson.

[Joan]

I'm an EXTREMELY boring old fart, I'll have you know.
And, Madjock, if you've never seen a photo of me, it's about time you bought a Beau Peep book. (Anyone who posts here must own at least four books). However, when you head up to Aviemore next time, cast your eyes West as you pass Dalwhinnie. On the side of Ben Alder, grateful locals have carved a 200 sq. ft. image of my face into the rock---several of them being badly injured in falls as they tried to get my eyebrows right, using only primitive tools. It's a bit like Mount Rushmore, but classy.

I might consider travelling 15,000 odd kilometres to see this. 

[Roger Kettle]

It's closed on Bank Holidays.

[madjock]

Just seen your picture in my Peep book Roger.  Handsome chap you! (well it was 1994 and things were done differently then.)

[Roger Kettle]

I may well have changed just a tad.