More Great Indian Names.

[Roger Kettle]

While researching my annual Custer quiz, I came across another great Indian name---"Finds-Them-And-Kills-Them".
I like this. It suggests someone who doesn't mess about. The surprising thing is that the name didn't belong to some powerful Sioux warrior. It belonged to a Crow transvestite.

[madjock]

It all depends on what the "them" was Roger.

[Mince]

While researching my annual Custer quiz, I came across another great Indian name---"Finds-Them-And-Kills-Them".
I like this. It suggests someone who doesn't mess about.

His brother is "Find-Them-And-Hugs-Them-And-Pets-Them".

[The Peepmaster]

While researching my annual Custer quiz, I came across another great Indian name---"Finds-Them-And-Kills-Them".
I like this. It suggests someone who doesn't mess about.

His brother is "Find-Them-And-Hugs-Them-And-Pets-Them".

Embraces-Petaflop

[Roger Kettle]

I know I go on about this but we could really learn from Native American culture. Let's face it, when we're introduced to a "Bob", we have no idea what this person is like. If we're introduced to "Finds-Them-And-Kills-Them", we can hazard a guess about their personality. I think everyone on this site should have an Indian name.
I would, obviously, be "Beautiful-Man-Who-Writes-Funny-Things".
Diane would be "Woman-Who-Scares-Moose-From-Land".
My sister would be "Watches-Diamond-In-Rain".
Malc would be "Comes-From-Land-Down-Under".
Mince would be---er---why don't we come up with suggestions for the rest of you?

[The Peepmaster]

Roger, have you not noticed Mince's signature?

Irritating-Oik-With-Blancmange-For-Brain

[Diane CBPFC]

I want to change mine to be more clear:

Diane would be "Woman-Who-Scares-Moose-From-Land-because-she-be-mighty-warrior-with-snowballs-not-because-she-be-mighty-ugly".

[Malc]

I'm flattered to be named after a song from the 80s, but I prefer He-Shoots-He-Scores, or Baffles-Opponents-With-Silky-Skills.

Or something.

I still think of myself as British, not from a land down under so much as residing there.
Trying to get that distinction over in an Indian name would seem to be a bit clunky.

[madjock]

Mine could be  Sits-on-bum-all-day-talking-to-stupid-people-with-no-idea-what-they-want.

[Diamond Lil]

I want to change mine to be more clear:

...me too!

I'm Dances-with-Diamond-in-torrential-thunder-and-lightning-downpour

[Roger Kettle]

I should explain my sister spent last Thursday in torrential rain at Hampden Park, Glasgow while Neil Diamond strummed his three chords.

[madjock]

 

[Diane CBPFC]

Good job he dosn't have four four chords, or there could be a lot of broken hips.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I'm flattered to be named after a song from the 80s, but I prefer He-Shoots-He-Scores, or Baffles-Opponents-With-Silky-Skills.

Or something.

According to my sources, Malc, Got-Left-Foot-And-Another-One would be more apt.

[Roger Kettle]

Good job he dosn't have four four chords, or there could be a lot of broken hips.