The clapping fairy

[Diane CBPFC]

Like how angels get their wings when bells tinkle, I do my bit to pull unfortunate negatively esteemed buggers out of the hole by clapping ? I think of myself as the clapping fairy.

And good grief what is this with my 13 points ? you bunch of scallywags mocking me.

[Roger Kettle]

Like Elizabeth, I hadn't even noticed this "esteem" thing. I also know nothing about "quote", "modify" or "split topic". I have never used any of those smiley face things. I have no idea how to post a photo or a video. If you gave me a hundred pounds, I couldn't link you to another site.
I'd like to think I'm the most inept person ever to have his own website.
Thank you.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I hate to burst your bubble, Roger, but there are people out there who don't even know they have their own website.

However, for that hundred pounds, I could teach you how to be 80% less inept in less than 20 minutes.

Just say the word.

Diane, you got at least 7 of them from me, and not one of them was mocking.

[Tom]

Hey, TT the T, your points are improving... keep it up! 

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Jack]

What is this "clapping" of which you speak?

Where do I click to applaud?

Where do I click to throw things at people?

[Mince]

Jack, you need to have made at least 10 posts to do that.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I wouldn't get too excited if I were you, Jack. Then again, if I were you, I probably wouldn't have an esteem rating of approximately minus 65,500.

[Diane CBPFC]

Sadly TT the III, the powers of the clapping fairy are usless to get you out of the hole, when there is an an abuse of power in dark places.

[Mince]

I have no idea where these rumours come from.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

You're toying with me now.

Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...

[Mince]

Tarquin Thunderthighs: physician; scientist; searching for a way to tap into the hidden esteem that all humans have. Then an accidental overdose of admin abuse alters his popularity. And now, when Tarquin Thunderthighs grows victimised or ignored, a startling metamorphosis occurs, and his esteem goes off the scale. Driven by delusional self-confidence and pursued by an unmerciful bunch of board members, Tarquin is wanted for a post he didn't make. Tarquin is believed to be stupid, and he must let the world think that he is stupid, until he can find a way to control the raging popularity that dwells within him.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Got it in one, baby!

[Tom]

Tarquin, you've got some power.

To have your approbation fluctuate haphazardly, whilst dissipating with criticism dexterously, you comprehensively justify a constructive esteem summary.

Which I see you have.

Well done!

[Diane CBPFC]

Or perhaps the fairy dust I sprinkled on my keyboard had more power over the forces of darkness than I at first realized.