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Offline Diane CBPFC

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The clapping fairy
« on: February 08, 2007, 09:47:03 PM »
Like how angels get their wings when bells tinkle, I do my bit to pull unfortunate negatively esteemed buggers out of the hole by clapping ? I think of myself as the clapping fairy. :-*

And good grief what is this with my 13 points ? you bunch of scallywags mocking me. :o

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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: The clapping fairy
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2007, 11:45:26 PM »
Like Elizabeth, I hadn't even noticed this "esteem" thing. I also know nothing about "quote", "modify" or "split topic". I have never used any of those smiley face things. I have no idea how to post a photo or a video. If you gave me a hundred pounds, I couldn't link you to another site.
I'd like to think I'm the most inept person ever to have his own website.
Thank you.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: The clapping fairy
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2007, 12:34:02 AM »
I hate to burst your bubble, Roger, but there are people out there who don't even know they have their own website.

However, for that hundred pounds, I could teach you how to be 80% less inept in less than 20 minutes.

Just say the word.

Diane, you got at least 7 of them from me, and not one of them was mocking.
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Re: The clapping fairy
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2007, 01:38:22 AM »
Hey, TT the T, your points are improving... keep it up!  ;)
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: The clapping fairy
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2007, 09:03:26 AM »
SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Re: The clapping fairy
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2007, 11:37:49 PM »
What is this "clapping" of which you speak?

Where do I click to applaud?

Where do I click to throw things at people?
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Offline Mince

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Re: The clapping fairy
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2007, 11:47:53 PM »
Jack, you need to have made at least 10 posts to do that.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: The clapping fairy
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2007, 01:47:54 AM »
I wouldn't get too excited if I were you, Jack. Then again, if I were you, I probably wouldn't have an esteem rating of approximately minus 65,500.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: The clapping fairy
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2007, 01:46:54 PM »
Sadly TT the III, the powers of the clapping fairy are usless to get you out of the hole, when there is an an abuse of power in dark places.

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Offline Mince

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Re: The clapping fairy
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2007, 01:48:57 PM »
I have no idea where these rumours come from.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: The clapping fairy
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2007, 02:09:39 PM »
You're toying with me now.

Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
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Offline Mince

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Re: The clapping fairy
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2007, 02:27:37 PM »
Tarquin Thunderthighs: physician; scientist; searching for a way to tap into the hidden esteem that all humans have. Then an accidental overdose of admin abuse alters his popularity. And now, when Tarquin Thunderthighs grows victimised or ignored, a startling metamorphosis occurs, and his esteem goes off the scale. Driven by delusional self-confidence and pursued by an unmerciful bunch of board members, Tarquin is wanted for a post he didn't make. Tarquin is believed to be stupid, and he must let the world think that he is stupid, until he can find a way to control the raging popularity that dwells within him.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: The clapping fairy
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2007, 02:32:49 PM »
Got it in one, baby!
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Re: The clapping fairy
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2007, 12:57:35 AM »
Tarquin, you've got some power.

To have your approbation fluctuate haphazardly, whilst dissipating with criticism dexterously, you comprehensively justify a constructive esteem summary.

Which I see you have.

Well done!
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: The clapping fairy
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2007, 05:04:24 AM »
Or perhaps the fairy dust I sprinkled on my keyboard had more power over the forces of darkness than I at first realized. ;D

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People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad
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