Happy Birthday Roger

[Diamond Lil]

Sorry this is a bit late, little bro...I should have been up early enough to post before I went to work but.....
Enjoy not having champagne, caviar etc   

[Vulture]

Happy Birthday, Roger.

[Roger Kettle]

Thank you, guys. I must admit it's a bit of a shock turning 39 but I'll get over it.

[Vulture]

Thank you, guys. I must admit it's a bit of a shock turning 39 but I'll get over it.

It's amazing! You don't look a day over eleventy twelve. 

[Mince]

Happy birthday.

We have a quaint custom here in wherever I am at the moment. Whoever makes the fifth post in a birthday topic is given ?100 by the birthday boy. I am sure you're going to honour the custom.

[Roger Kettle]

It's the fifth REPLY, not the fifth post. OOO! So unlucky!

[Tom]

Happy birthday Roger! (Thanks for the ?100!)
 

[Diane CBPFC]

I would have been fifth but I was too busy googling Roger up a cake.

Happy Birthday Roger

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Dagnabbit! I guessed wrong...



Many happy wotsits, old chum!

[Roger Kettle]

I'm not usually a cake kinda guy but thank you, both. Tarks, you are absolutely right with the 30 year-old bit. I started writing Beau Peep as I emerged from the womb, begging a pencil from the midwife on the way.

[Malc]

Oh all right, happy birthday.


There. 

[Vulture]

Oh all right, happy birthday.


There. 

... and it was written with such grace, too....!

[The Peepmaster]

Happy Birthday, Roger. I'm going to give you a full stop outside of brackets as a special treat, (just here to the right).

[Mince]

Happy Birthday, Roger. I'm going to give you a full stop outside of brackets as a special treat, (just here to the right).

The full stop is correct. The comma, however, is superfluous and quite moronic. (Just remove the brackets and see.)

[The Peepmaster]

Ah, but that because it's a special code comma that only Roger and I understand. (It's a lot simpler than actually typing "Mince has the brain of a retarded amoeba").