I can't stand that kid. What a Pollyanna. The paintings are kack, and what's worse is God looks like me.No, honest....look. With the light behind me, a little soft focus...see? Same nose and everything.
Tarquin, this is God speaking.Shut up or I will strike you down with a plague of frogs, boils, or frogs with boils who will hop all over you and give you their boils.