DDC...Mince...it's a novel idea...but wrong...
Many thanks for the kind words from one and all, DDC works for me, I obviously wasn't thinking too clearly when I came up with the long version, but I'll keep it as a reminder about keeping it simple, talking of which, how are you "Your Majesty"? Well I hope.
As for being a retired accountant I'm not, I more sort of escaped just over a year ago and got into something else by pretending not to be an accountant. Now I interact with other people, use words instead of meaningless numbers and say thank you every day to anyone's g-d who cares to listen. Now even my wife likes me...which is truly weird but very pleasant.
I am looking forward, with a little trepidation, to my time here, and will try not to worship too loudly at the feet of Mince although that sounds more like a meal than a promise.