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Offline Mince

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Film Caption
« on: September 05, 2008, 10:46:20 AM »
I have decided to bless the world with a film about me, and I need a caption. Alien had "In space no one can hear you scream." and Blazing Saddles had "Never Give a Saga an Even Break."

So I need one for my film.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Film Caption
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2008, 10:59:59 AM »
Yes, but the danger is, this discussion willl push the other thread (about your "domestic" with Calypso), down the order, and I was just starting to enjoy it. Can we have an RSS feed for it?...
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Film Caption
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2008, 11:03:01 AM »
Okay - how about "The irritating oik with a blancmange for a brain"?
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Film Caption
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2008, 11:12:19 AM »
"Excellence - Everything Else Is Just Mince."
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Film Caption
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2008, 11:14:45 AM »
"In space, (between his ears), no one has put a brain".
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Film Caption
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2008, 11:35:26 AM »
"Mince - the brain that time forgot - to deliver".




"Almost as scary as Bambi".
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Malc

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Re: Film Caption
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2008, 12:07:05 PM »
"He's Back. And This Time It's Piss On All."
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peter

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Re: Film Caption
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2008, 12:50:07 PM »
The Mince with no name.
A spaghetti western

It came from inner space.
A microscopic film

Who's the doctor.
We have knot got a clue

Mad Mince
A car for all seasons

Mad Mince 11
A second car for all seasons
 
Prambo
The greatest escape for kids

Bores
A film to bore you to death
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Film Caption
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2008, 01:20:19 PM »
"We're gonna need a bigger sick-bag".
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Film Caption
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2008, 01:30:56 PM »
Quote from: peter on September 05, 2008, 12:50:07 PM

Prambo
The greatest escape for kids


I used to draw a comic strip for Buster called 'Prambo' back in the 80's.




But I digress....
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Film Caption
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2008, 01:32:56 PM »
I used to draw a strip called Di Gress!







No I didn't, I made that bit up...
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Tom

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Re: Film Caption
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2008, 07:45:44 PM »
"Wince with Mince"

Sounds like it should be on a menu.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Film Caption
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2008, 07:55:22 PM »
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Re: Film Caption
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2008, 08:04:32 PM »
Quote from: Tom on September 05, 2008, 07:45:44 PM
"Wince with Mince"

Sounds like it should be on a menu.

Mince and Tatties?
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Calypso

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Re: Film Caption
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2008, 10:14:23 PM »
1. In the days to come, when you are besieged with troubles, dilemmas and upsets, ask yourself "What would Mincey do?", and do the opposite.


 
2. Put the "n" back in "mice."
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