Questions for Mince

[Malc]

 Kojack is without the "c".

And the thermometer is without the  ?c

[Roger Kettle]

Oo! Clever!

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

No wonder he's a artoonist.

[Fyodor]

Mince without the 'c' is Mine ... ALL MINE! (exits stage left cackling maniacally)

[peter]

Here's another question: How do you spell Kojack?

Surely you spell it 'Kojack' otherwise you would have spelt it differently.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

That's our Peter - the man to whom irony comes right after laundry.

[peter]

That's our Peter - the man to whom irony comes right after laundry.

Don't know what you are talking about the other half does all that.

[The Peepmaster]

Mince does your laundry?

[peter]

Mince does your laundry?

His Mam does his laundry. He keeps coming home when he runs out of cloths.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Dish cloths?


No, hang on...we're going round in circles now....

[Calypso]

Mince does your laundry?

His Mam does his laundry. He keeps coming home when he runs out of cloths.

I did his laundry once. I was frightened.

[The Peepmaster]

That's what comes of being confronted with Dalek underpants without warning.

[Diane CBPFC]

Do Daleks wear underpants?

Someone has to ask.

[Vulture]

Do Daleks wear underpants?

Someone has to ask.

More to the point: if they do, why would they give Mince a pair to wear?

[The Peepmaster]

Jimmy Carr said last night, "My Nan lives alone. There's one thing worries me. If she falls over, and there's nobody there, does she make a sound?"

He was quite crude, but very funny.