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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Diane CBPFC on March 04, 2007, 01:44:27 PM

Title: Catch of the Day
Post by: Diane CBPFC on March 04, 2007, 01:44:27 PM

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Catch of the Day

A man sped down the highway, feeling secure in a group of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, when he passed a patrol car, it pulled out behind him, lights flashing.

The police officer handed him a citation, took the driver's signature and was starting to walk away when the man said, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair. Plenty of other drivers around me were going just as fast. Why did I get a ticket?"

"Ever go fishing?" the policeman asked.

"Um, yeah ..." the startled man replied.

"Ever catch all the fish?"

Title: Re: Catch of the Day
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 04, 2007, 01:59:23 PM

 ;D ;D ;D

Very good, Diane - and a lesson to us all, thrown in.