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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: The Peepmaster on December 22, 2008, 03:35:33 AM

Title: A Message from Mrs Johnson, who lives on the moon.
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 22, 2008, 03:35:33 AM: Please don't write to me, or send any cards, because the postmen don't deliver here.
Title: Re: A Message from Mrs Johnson, who lives on the moon.
Post by: Vulture on December 22, 2008, 06:22:27 AM: Quote from: The Peepmaster on December 22, 2008, 03:35:33 AM
Please don't write to me, or send any cards, because the postmen don't deliver here.

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Title: Re: A Message from Mrs Johnson, who lives on the moon.
Post by: Roger Kettle on December 22, 2008, 09:49:33 AM: ???
Title: Re: A Message from Mrs Johnson, who lives on the moon.
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 22, 2008, 10:25:13 AM: It's not ME talking. I was pretending to be Mrs Johnson, who lives on the moon. The Royal Mail, (or Centrica, or whatever they're called now), don't deliver there. I've checked. I'm NOT a loony.
Title: Re: A Message from Mrs Johnson, who lives on the moon.
Post by: Fyodor on December 22, 2008, 10:27:56 AM: Quote from: The Peepmaster on December 22, 2008, 03:35:33 AM
Please don't write to me, or send any cards, because the postmen don't deliver here.
Now you tell me!
Title: Re: A Message from Mrs Johnson, who lives on the moon.
Post by: Malc on December 22, 2008, 12:43:05 PM: You ARE a loony!

After your comments re the tramps strip on the other site I think you've been bitten by some Philippine insect which has laid its eggs in your brain and the little hatchlings are jiggling around in the grey matter right now.
Title: Re: A Message from Mrs Johnson, who lives on the moon.
Post by: Malc on December 22, 2008, 09:41:53 PM: I mean that in a caring way.
Title: Re: A Message from Mrs Johnson, who lives on the moon.
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 22, 2008, 10:21:03 PM: I got bitten by what felt like a million ants while standing at a bar on a beach on the island of Boracay. Gawd, that was painful. I ran off towards the water's edge at world record speed as the girl behind the bar looked on in astonishment.
Title: Re: A Message from Mrs Johnson, who lives on the moon.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on December 22, 2008, 11:14:04 PM: I'm not surprised - I too am pretty astonished that you can run at anything more than a gentle trot.