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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on January 16, 2009, 02:40:32 PM

Title: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: Mince on January 16, 2009, 02:40:32 PM
This topic makes sense only if you read this topic (http://board.beaupeep.com/index.php?topic=1145.0).

MALC currently has the hand-grenade.

15 JAN 08 13:45 to 16 JAN 08 13:45  Peepmaster (or what's left of him)
16 JAN 08 13:45 to 16 JAN 08 18:41  Tom (wherever he is)
16 JAN 08 18:41 to 16 JAN 08 10:48  Colin (survived)
16 JAN 08 10:48 to 16 JAN 08 10:51  Diane (didn't stand a chance)
16 JAN 08 10:51 to 16 JAN 08 12:03  Vulture (also didn't stand a chance)
16 JAN 08 12:03 to 17 JAN 08 11:54  Joan (survived)
17 JAN 08 11:54 to   Malc (survived through indecision, indifference and incomprehensibility)
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 17, 2009, 04:08:53 PM
It may be ironic that for a thread about a hand-grenade, I couldn't give a toss...  ..0
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: Malc on January 17, 2009, 11:45:04 PM
But what do I DO with it? How do I pass it on, or is it enough that I logged in? Or has it gone off already? Oh No! Am I DEAD? Is this heaven?
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: Mince on January 17, 2009, 11:50:10 PM
I think you survived somehow. I don't know. Maybe you got a dud.
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: Malc on January 18, 2009, 07:14:55 AM
You sound disappointed.  ;D
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: Joan on January 18, 2009, 07:52:50 AM
I'm so glad you survived, Malc - not sure how you managed it, but I've been feeling guilty all day that I didn't give you a chance.  I don't quite understand how I survived anyway - totally confused - but that's not an unusual state of affairs in my case.  ???
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 18, 2009, 08:39:07 AM
Mince doesn't play by the rules anyway. He moves my post where I try to trick Roger into using certain words, and then employs the same subterfuge himself. Total buffoon.

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(From Mince) "I am sure she will see you as "wonderful" and "superb" and "amazing". What do you think? Which two would you say best described you?"
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: Mince on January 18, 2009, 08:57:34 AM
Mine was more subtle.
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 18, 2009, 09:17:57 AM
As subtle as a pilchard on a wedding cake.  ..0
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: Tom on January 18, 2009, 09:31:52 AM
This topic makes sense only if you read this topic (http://board.beaupeep.com/index.php?topic=1145.0).
MALC currently has the hand-grenade.
15 JAN 08 13:45 to 16 JAN 08 13:45  Peepmaster (or what's left of him)
16 JAN 08 13:45 to 16 JAN 08 18:41  Tom (wherever he is)
16 JAN 08 18:41 to 16 JAN 08 10:48  Colin (survived)
16 JAN 08 10:48 to 16 JAN 08 10:51  Diane (didn't stand a chance)
16 JAN 08 10:51 to 16 JAN 08 12:03  Vulture (also didn't stand a chance)
16 JAN 08 12:03 to 17 JAN 08 11:54  Joan (survived)
17 JAN 08 11:54 to   Malc (survived through indecision, indifference and incomprehensibility)
There was something about this post that made me look twice, but I just couldn't see it. Now I do...
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: Vulture on January 18, 2009, 10:45:20 AM
This topic makes sense only if you read this topic (http://board.beaupeep.com/index.php?topic=1145.0).
MALC currently has the hand-grenade.
15 JAN 08 13:45 to 16 JAN 08 13:45  Peepmaster (or what's left of him)
16 JAN 08 13:45 to 16 JAN 08 18:41  Tom (wherever he is)
16 JAN 08 18:41 to 16 JAN 08 10:48  Colin (survived)
16 JAN 08 10:48 to 16 JAN 08 10:51  Diane (didn't stand a chance)
16 JAN 08 10:51 to 16 JAN 08 12:03  Vulture (also didn't stand a chance)
16 JAN 08 12:03 to 17 JAN 08 11:54  Joan (survived)
17 JAN 08 11:54 to   Malc (survived through indecision, indifference and incomprehensibility)
There was something about this post that made me look twice, but I just couldn't see it. Now I do...

Is it that Mince wrote on January 16 02:40:32 the results of 17 Jan 11:54?
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: Tom on January 18, 2009, 10:57:50 AM
Is it that Mince wrote on January 16 02:40:32 the results of 17 Jan 11:54?
Nope.

But something else, something different, has made me look twice again...
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on January 18, 2009, 11:02:42 AM
He's always been behind the times, Tom.
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: Malc on January 18, 2009, 01:34:51 PM
I love this stuff. Is there a conspiracy? I hope it's a conspiracy to quash the evidence of alien bases on the moon.


I'm fully ready to take this information on. Shoot.
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: peter on January 18, 2009, 01:36:42 PM
who cares
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: Vulture on January 18, 2009, 02:58:42 PM
This topic makes sense only if you read this topic (http://board.beaupeep.com/index.php?topic=1145.0).
MALC currently has the hand-grenade.
15 JAN 08 13:45 to 16 JAN 08 13:45  Peepmaster (or what's left of him)
16 JAN 08 13:45 to 16 JAN 08 18:41  Tom (wherever he is)
16 JAN 08 18:41 to 16 JAN 08 10:48  Colin (survived)
16 JAN 08 10:48 to 16 JAN 08 10:51  Diane (didn't stand a chance)
16 JAN 08 10:51 to 16 JAN 08 12:03  Vulture (also didn't stand a chance)
16 JAN 08 12:03 to 17 JAN 08 11:54  Joan (survived)
17 JAN 08 11:54 to   Malc (survived through indecision, indifference and incomprehensibility)
There was something about this post that made me look twice, but I just couldn't see it. Now I do...

Is it that Mince wrote on January 16 02:40:32 the results of 17 Jan 11:54?


2009  2009  2009
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: Tom on January 18, 2009, 08:18:42 PM
2009  2009  2009
Oh yes...

That wasn't what made me look twice though.
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: Colin on January 18, 2009, 08:59:18 PM
2009  2009  2009
Oh yes...

That wasn't what made me look twice though.

That I managed to survive?
 ;D
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: Tom on January 18, 2009, 09:17:30 PM
That I managed to survive? ;D
Now that you mention it... nope, that's not it either.
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: Diane CBPFC on January 18, 2009, 10:02:21 PM
I thought the game was way too complicated for any scrap of fun that would come out of it. Sort of like the board game Risk - one hour to read the directions to pretend to take of the world. Whoopy.

Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: Mince on January 18, 2009, 10:23:29 PM
We'll do Snap! next time.
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: peter on January 18, 2009, 10:25:19 PM
i use to love playing Risk it was a great game.
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: Zesty White on January 22, 2009, 10:23:51 AM
Hey, don't mock Risk. I've wasted many an hour playing it. I always start in Australasia...
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: Vulture on January 22, 2009, 10:51:23 AM
I thought the game was way too complicated for any scrap of fun that would come out of it. Sort of like the board game Risk - one hour to read the directions to pretend to take of the world. Whoopy.



The only person it was fun for was Mince.
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: peter on January 22, 2009, 12:54:31 PM
Thats because i tort im the game
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: Mince on January 22, 2009, 01:11:11 PM
That's m' dad!
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: Vulture on January 22, 2009, 01:13:01 PM
Thats because i tort im the game

Are you taking the blame for us all getting blown up, Peter?
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: peter on January 22, 2009, 03:11:33 PM
I was hoping that the dam game would end as i did not understand the rules.
please give me the hand granade as i want to die.
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: Vulture on January 22, 2009, 08:39:01 PM
I was hoping that the dam game would end as i did not understand the rules.
please give me the hand granade as i want to die.

Peter, if you can manage to live through Mince growing up without throwing yourself under a bus, a measly old game is nothing you can't handle.
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 22, 2009, 09:22:28 PM
I was hoping that the dam game would end as i did not understand the rules.
please give me the hand granade as i want to die.

Peter, if you can manage to live through Mince growing up without throwing yourself under a bus, a measly old game is nothing you can't handle.

Peter's heart must have sank at the christening, when the Vicar said, "I name this haddock, Mince".
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: Vulture on January 22, 2009, 09:42:35 PM
I was hoping that the dam game would end as i did not understand the rules.
please give me the hand granade as i want to die.

Peter, if you can manage to live through Mince growing up without throwing yourself under a bus, a measly old game is nothing you can't handle.

Peter's heart must have sank at the christening, when the Vicar said, "I name this haddock, Mince".

Is a baby pilchard a haddock?
Title: Re: WHO HAS THE HAND-GRENADE?
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 22, 2009, 10:02:42 PM
It was a short-sighted vicar.