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Title: The Latest Modern Technology
Post by: The Peepmaster on February 10, 2009, 05:11:46 PM
We do take a lot for granted regarding modern technology. I was reminded of this yesterday, whilst out having a tramp in the fields.

Before I left the house, I put some clothes into a machine I have in my kitchen. I then added a capsule of detergent, switched it on, and (here's the good bit), - while I was away, the machine washed all the clothes for me!

They were clean and ready for me to unload by the time I got back.

In the olden days, I would have had to have been there doing the scrubbing. Modern technology allowed me to have my freedom whilst the work was undertaken by this machine. I say, "Isn't life wonderful".

Maybe one day we'll have committees using modern technology.
Title: Re: The Latest Modern Technology
Post by: Roger Kettle on February 10, 2009, 06:00:24 PM
That mechanical-washer of yours sounds good but, as I have a wife and a river nearby, I can't see me investing in one.
Title: Re: The Latest Modern Technology
Post by: peter on February 10, 2009, 06:37:11 PM
what did the tramp taste like
Title: Re: The Latest Modern Technology
Post by: Bren on February 16, 2009, 04:58:06 PM
That's nothing.

I've got a machine that makes bread if I put flour in it, and if I put fruit and sugar in, it makes jam.

Versatile, y'see.  Not like your machine that just washes clothes.
Title: Re: The Latest Modern Technology
Post by: Vulture on February 16, 2009, 06:27:03 PM
That's nothing.

I've got a machine that makes bread if I put flour in it, and if I put fruit and sugar in, it makes jam. I've got one of these - it also makes cakes, and pizza!

Versatile, y'see.  Not like your machine that just washes clothes. My washing machine also washes trainers!

Hi, Petal. (Are you from up North?)
Title: Re: The Latest Modern Technology
Post by: Diane CBPFC on February 16, 2009, 06:51:36 PM
That's nothing.

I've got a machine that makes bread if I put flour in it, and if I put fruit and sugar in, it makes jam.

Versatile, y'see.  Not like your machine that just washes clothes.

Cool. If you put everything in your magic machine at once will it make jam sandwiches?
Title: Re: The Latest Modern Technology
Post by: Bren on February 18, 2009, 09:16:19 AM


Hi, Petal. (Are you from up North?)

Yeah, How did you know?

I wonder if I could make pizza and cake in my machine...

Diane, I'll have to try making jam butties  ;)
Title: Re: The Latest Modern Technology
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on February 18, 2009, 12:11:32 PM
Define "up North", Vult and Petal.
Title: Re: The Latest Modern Technology
Post by: Vulture on February 18, 2009, 02:22:35 PM
Define "up North", Vult and Petal.

Well, Tarks, my 'up north' is Liverpool but I think Petal is further north than that!
Title: Re: The Latest Modern Technology
Post by: Bren on February 18, 2009, 02:52:02 PM
I was going to say that I say grass, not graaaaas which makes me a northerner.

However, given that last note I might be a little more specific.  I'm from Seaforth.
Title: Re: The Latest Modern Technology
Post by: The Peepmaster on February 18, 2009, 03:04:45 PM
I was going to say that I say grass, not graaaaas which makes me a northerner.

However, given that last note I might be a little more specific.  I'm from Seaforth.

Daan sarf they say Seaforf.
Title: Re: The Latest Modern Technology
Post by: Vulture on February 18, 2009, 03:44:27 PM
I was going to say that I say grass, not graaaaas which makes me a northerner.

However, given that last note I might be a little more specific.  I'm from Seaforth.

Oh. Not far from where I was born. I thought you were from Newcastle, or thereabouts - 'Petal' seems to have originated from there.
Title: Re: The Latest Modern Technology
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on February 18, 2009, 03:53:53 PM
You're all southerners to me then.
Title: Re: The Latest Modern Technology
Post by: Bren on February 18, 2009, 04:28:19 PM
It's not cool to come from THAT far North Tarquin.
Title: Re: The Latest Modern Technology
Post by: peter on February 18, 2009, 04:39:34 PM
Right on man.
Title: Re: The Latest Modern Technology
Post by: Vulture on February 18, 2009, 05:08:11 PM
It's not cool to come from THAT far North Tarquin.

Petal, Tarquin is so far north he's out of sight.....(man).
Title: Re: The Latest Modern Technology
Post by: The Peepmaster on February 18, 2009, 05:19:45 PM
He's not up himself any more. Now he's more down south.
Title: Re: The Latest Modern Technology
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on February 18, 2009, 05:50:56 PM
More what down South exactly? I'm not at all sure what you're suggesting, but you may be right.
Title: Re: The Latest Modern Technology
Post by: The Peepmaster on February 18, 2009, 06:01:00 PM
I'll check in Ludlow.
Title: Re: The Latest Modern Technology
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on February 18, 2009, 06:21:40 PM
That's pretty far south, right enough.