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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on March 09, 2009, 09:27:14 PM

Title: Penguin
Post by: Mince on March 09, 2009, 09:27:14 PM

How does a penguin make pancakes?

With its flippers.

I mean . . . come on! They're not even trying!

Title: Re: Penguin
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 09, 2009, 09:47:33 PM

Heh! Heh! Abslolutely! Penguins! Pancakes! Flippers!



What are you talking about?

Title: Re: Penguin
Post by: Mince on March 09, 2009, 10:25:51 PM

Quote from: Roger Kettle on March 09, 2009, 09:47:33 PM

Heh! Heh! Abslolutely! Penguins! Pancakes! Flippers!

Have you been drinking?

Title: Re: Penguin
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 09, 2009, 10:36:28 PM

Abslolutely.
But what's this with the penguins?

Title: Re: Penguin
Post by: Mince on March 09, 2009, 10:51:23 PM

Chocolate penguins come with a joke on the wrapper.

Title: Re: Penguin
Post by: Calvin on March 10, 2009, 04:42:07 AM

OK..1st post...and I've been away from the UK for a long time now so this may be old fodder for the stalwarts here but..The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are "the seven dwarfs", they get ushered into see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack.

"Dopey my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?" Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background a few of the dwarfs begin giggling.

Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back to face the Pope.

"Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?" The Pope, puzzled again, thinks for a moment and then answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe."

This time all the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them all with an angry glare.

Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in the whole world?" The Pope answers, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling, and laughing, pounding on the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting:

"Dopey screwed a penguin!" "Dopey screwed a penguin!"

Title: Re: Penguin
Post by: Mince on March 10, 2009, 07:38:10 AM

Welcome, Calvin.

Er . . . yes, welcome.

How did you get here? Are you a Beau Peep fan or are you a normal person?

Title: Re: Penguin
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 10, 2009, 08:11:19 AM

Welcome, Calvin.

They call me Tarks, but you can call me Father Tarquin.

Title: Re: Penguin
Post by: Mince on March 10, 2009, 08:44:14 AM

You can call me God.

Oh, and call Peepmaster Mr Moron: there are harsher more deserving names for him, but as a newcomer, you ought to be nice to him.

Title: Re: Penguin
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 10, 2009, 09:02:35 AM

Quote from: Mince on March 10, 2009, 08:44:14 AM

You can call me God.

Yet again you've spelt "Winkle-Brain" incorrectly!  ..0

Title: Re: Penguin
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 10, 2009, 10:06:41 AM

Welcome, Calvin. Not quite the usual timid first post, but welcome.

Title: Re: Penguin
Post by: Mince on March 10, 2009, 10:27:03 AM

My first posts weren't timid.

http://www.forumforfree.com/viewtopic.php?t=169&highlight=&sid=b75a352030a9636b5309af9ccd37edec&mforum=beaupeep

http://www.forumforfree.com/viewtopic.php?t=168&highlight=&sid=b75a352030a9636b5309af9ccd37edec&mforum=beaupeep

Title: Re: Penguin
Post by: Vulture on March 10, 2009, 10:40:50 AM

I like your new avatar, Mince. Is that you doing your morning exercises?

Title: Re: Penguin
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 10, 2009, 11:12:04 AM

Quote from: Mince on March 09, 2009, 09:27:14 PM

How does a penguin make pancakes?

With its flippers.

I mean . . . come on! They're not even trying!

Unlike you.  ..0

Title: Re: Penguin
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 10, 2009, 01:18:43 PM

Quote from: Mince on March 10, 2009, 10:27:03 AM

My first posts weren't timid.

http://www.forumforfree.com/viewtopic.php?t=169&highlight=&sid=b75a352030a9636b5309af9ccd37edec&mforum=beaupeep

http://www.forumforfree.com/viewtopic.php?t=168&highlight=&sid=b75a352030a9636b5309af9ccd37edec&mforum=beaupeep
 

I'd forgotten you were a trouble-maker from day one.

Title: Re: Penguin
Post by: Calvin on March 10, 2009, 11:48:02 PM

Fan of all good comic strips Mince, just too bad they're few and far between but Beau Peep was my first love.
Thanks for the welcomes.
Was feeling nostalgic and googled Beau Peep is what brought me here. Left the UK and what Peep volumes I had behind so it was looking for any online freebies. Pleasantly surprised to catch Vol1 online here.....ahhh the memories, and a pleasant surprise to see Mr. Kettle (genuflects), participating.
Also was looking for a place where a genuinely funny British sense of humour  still existed..... Anyone here know one?

Moving right along, having read a few of the older threads I'm not sure that I have the sophistication to mix it up with you guys witwise on a regular basis as the resurrection of the feeble old chestnut above demonstrates,  but I might be tempted to throw my oar in now and then.
Mind you, the generous use of the word "twat" in various threads got a definite grin it's been a long while since I've heard someone else use it.

Title: Re: Penguin
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 10, 2009, 11:59:40 PM

"Twat" is our affectionate term for Mince. He has the brain of a whelk, but it doesn't stop him posting garbage. Our Care-In-The-Community scheme encourages him to stay.

Title: Re: Penguin
Post by: Mince on March 11, 2009, 12:12:58 AM

Quote from: Calvin on March 10, 2009, 11:48:02 PM

I might be tempted to throw my oar in now and then.

Throw it at Peepmaster.

Title: Re: Penguin
Post by: Malc on March 11, 2009, 05:47:58 AM

*no posts for days as everyone is mesmerised by Mince's new avatar*.

Title: Re: Penguin
Post by: Malc on March 11, 2009, 05:50:17 AM

Mince is our leader. All hail mince.


Mince is our leader. All hail mince.


Mince is our leader. All hail mince.


Mince is our leader. All hail mince.


Mince is our leader. All hail mince.


Mince is our leader. All hail mince.

Title: Re: Penguin
Post by: Vulture on March 11, 2009, 07:17:32 AM

Quote from: Malc on March 11, 2009, 05:50:17 AM

Mince is our leader. All hail mince.


Mince is our leader. All hail mince.


Mince is our leader. All hail mince.


Mince is our leader. All hail mince.


Mince is our leader. All hail mince.


Mince is our leader. All hail mince.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D