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		Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on March 12, 2009, 11:24:55 AM
		
			
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				My topic's better than your topic.
			
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				Cue lots of pictures of chocolate bars.
			
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				Define "better".
			
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				Define "better".
 
 
 Not as good as best.
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				And in this instance, how are we judging "better", hmmm?
			
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				A topic is better if it was started by me.
			
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				I see. Define "pilchard".
			
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				I see. Define "pilchard".
 
 
 That's easy. It's Peepmaster.
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				I see. Define "pilchard".
 
 
 That's easy. It's Peepmaster that does the best definition of that.
 
 
 Indeed I do. Think "demented halibut with the I.Q. of a whelk - a.k.a. Mince".