Beau Peep Notice Board
Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on May 14, 2009, 02:17:15 PM
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I have sent this to all members who have made zero or few posts on this board:
For the next month, a video of Roger Kettle's nude clog dance will be available for all those who log in to the Beau Peep Notice Board and make a post.
To see the video, please make a post in the Nude Clog Dance topic.
Regards,
The Beau Peep.
Er ... Roger, I need your help on something.
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I have sent this to all members who have made zero or few posts on this board:
For the next month, a video of Roger Kettle's nude clog dance will be available for all those who log in to the Beau Peep Notice Board and make a post.
To see the video, please make a post in the Nude Clog Dance topic.
Regards,
The Beau Peep.
Er ... Roger, I need your help on something.
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OK. Where's the video?
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I have sent this to all members who have made zero or few posts on this board:
OI! I got that. Whassamatter? 2,891 posts not good enough for you, Minceface? :\
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What a pilchard. I got it too, TWICE! ..0 ..0
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Don't do it, Roger. Get him to do his own nude dance. He can prance around removing buckets from strategic places - call it 'Dance Of The Seven (?) Pails'
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OI! I got that. Whassamatter? 2,891 posts not good enough for you, Minceface? :\
I must have hit the wrong button.
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Okay, I went back and checked (with the Go Back button on the browser), and I definitely only sent it to Sober Posters. I may have, in doing this, sent it again.
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Now he's calling us drunks! :o
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So how come you got the email?
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Let me see - the person who sent me the email is now asking me how come I got it. You know, I think you actually give pilchards a bad name sometimes.
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Which account do you have that's sober?
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Okay - let's take this slowly...
You send out emails. I got one when (apparently) I shouldn't have. You're now asking me why that happened, in an almost accusatory fashion. .
Dipstick!
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Oh, it's Tarquinetta.
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A nude clog dance is an oxymoron.
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A nude clog dance is an oxy, moron.
Yes, Mince - it's an oxy, like Diane says.
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A nude clog dance is an oxymoron.
nude adj 1 wearing no clothes; naked. 2 bare; uncovered. 3 law a lacking, a necessary legal requirement; b said of contracts and agreements, etc: made without a consideration. 4 flesh-coloured. noun 1 a representation of one or more naked figures in painting or sculpture, etc. 2 someone naked. 3 the state of nakedness ? in the nude. nudely adverb. nudeness noun. See also nudism.
I'm not sure if it is an oxymoron - clothes are generally for decency - clogs are generally to protect the feet, so the wearing of clogs does not make the wearer/dancer any less nude! :-[
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Ahh, the clogs would be worn on the feet then would they.
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I'm not allowed to clog-dance in the nude any more. Not since Cleethorpes, February 1987. I don't want to talk about it.
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Don't do it, Roger. Get him to do his own nude dance. He can prance around removing buckets from strategic places - call it 'Dance Of The Seven (?) Pails'
No, Tarquin, Mince's would be a nude clot dance.
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nude clog dancing eh..i hate coming in a theme late..i have not been on site for a while but im back now ..hollo to roger and all members ..nice to be back
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Nude clog dancing?...Roger Kettle?.....This I've got to see..........No, wait. I was thinking of a different Roger Kettle. Sorry. :-\
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Welcome sober posters. :)
Please feel free to request your preferred style of dance that you would like to see Roger perform for the video - so we know where to place the tacks in the carpet.
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watusi
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Bless you!
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A naked woman is still naked even if she is wearing high heels, therefore, ergo and heretofore to the party of the first part, Roger is still naked even though he be wearing clogs.
Oh, and I don't want to see the video, nothing personal, Roger.
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A naked woman is still naked even if she is wearing high heels, therefore, ergo and heretofore to the party of the first part, Roger is still naked even though he be wearing clogs.
Oh, and I don't want to see the video, nothing personal, Roger.
Thanks, Malc. That's what I wanted to say but I chose a more genteel explanation! :D :D
In these times of recession, we don't get a lot of laughs so..... bring on the video! :o :o
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Come on, Roger. Don't make me put the Cleethorpes "Clip Clop and Swing" Bootleg Police Video on here.